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GIRLS aRE LIKE...

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected
FIRST SIGHT

FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe''s SwEEtEr Than MoUnTaiN DeW, a pRoMiSe I madE and'' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLways~
Kamal kay NaKHRE Tumhare............






ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........





"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...







Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!
Kamal kay NaKHRE Tumhare............






ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........





"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...







Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!
What husband calls their Wives??????
1st year Barby Doll..........
2nd year China Doll.........
3rd year Baby Doll.........
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4th year PanaDoll.............
..............HaHaHa...........
andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RaDIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
aUR aaP KE HaTH ME "MOBILE"
WaH WaH Kya Zamana aaya hai!!!
Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai, is mein hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain. Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam kariye.
Muncipalty Van JaaNVaRON ko uthane ke liye aayi hai,
Tujhe.... apni dosti ki kasam.... Please Bhaag ja.
Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called america. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.
a Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. after eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
a Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. after eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, "Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai "Wash Basin".
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife