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When Did tarzen think when he Saw a dead cheetah ??????

WoW! New UNDERWEaR !!!!!!!

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya . counter clark asked : kuch kehna chathay ho ??

Sharabi: Jisay lagao osay bata dana ye 2 peg k baad khulti hain!!

U came alone pic

U came alone pick me from my home take t ur home in ur bedroom put off ur shirt touch ur head 2 my cheast put ur lips on my lips "THaNK GOD I''M Da BOTTLE OF PEPSI"

Its not an achievement 2

Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, ''N'' I know I''ve made ONE, that''s . . . YOU !!

Some newspapers

Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<

Girl comes late to the class. prof: y r u late ?

Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: a boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.

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WT R U aLL WONDRINGaT,
I HV KILLED,
aLL THOSEWHO WERE BETWEEN I & U

We''ve known Each other

We''ve known Each other
4 Quite a while now,
do u think
we can be more than FRNDS?
Will u be my PaRTNER
2 rob a BaNK !?

jungle attendence....

jungle attendence....
tiger,
present sir...
rabbit ,
present sir....
monkey...
monkey...
monkey...
stop reading n give attendence dumboo

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Doctor pricription 4 u,

Doctor pricription 4 u,

a cute little smile 4 breakfast

more laugh 4 lunch,

&lots of happiness 4 dinner,

doctor fee??

1 sms whenever U R free & in happy mood.

brain ....to think abt u

brain ....to think abt u
eyes....to look at u
heart.... to luv u
legs... to walk with u
mouth ... to say i miss u
foot .... to kick u if u forget me

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