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Ullu ke pathey

Kutey k bachey

Gadhey ki aulaad

Saanp ke sapolay

Bhains ke bachray

Bakre ke maimney






Sab kitne chote chote aur cute hote he na
Why do men like love at first sight


Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth
Ek din marjayega kutte ki maut
jag walein bolenge margaya madharchod.
HaLLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.
Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!
ONCE PEOPLE TOLD ME LOVE IS TRUE,
I DIDNT B-LEaVE IT TILL I FOUND YU,
NOW DaT U GONE, IM GOING KRaYZIE,
I WISH U WUZ HERE N TELL ME "I LOVE BaBY
i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!
urdu ki book main likhaa hay





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yahaan thori urdu ki book main likha hay
Smart man + smart woman = Romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy