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Din ko chain nahi,

raat ko aram nahi.

Jee na lage kahi,

E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?

arey Pagal..

yeh pyar nahi .....

aajka 41 degree celcius temperature hai.
a SaRDaR BUYS 4 TYRES BCOZ THEY WERE CHEaP.

HIS WIFE SHOUTS, WHY DID U BUY TYRES,

WHEN WE DONT HaVE a CaR.

SaRDaR SHOUTED BaCK,

DO I SaY aNYTHING WHEN U BUY BRa......................?.
Woh bhi kya din the jab log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ....

par haaye hamari phooti kismat us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the .........
Sardar joins army, given aK 47.

Hes puzzld.

asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga
kash dil ke ye hasrat poori ho gaye
ap miss cal do aur wo recive ho gaye
sub kuch bhula ker hum kerte rahe batain
hosh tab aye jab balance khatam ho gaye
beautiful girl : is dress ki kia price hai?
shop keeper : only 5 kisses
beautiful girl : us dress ki?
shop keeper : only 10 kisses
beautiful girl : donno dress pack ker do bill dadi dain gi
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLaTTERED?. Don''t Be, it was sent to
me, I just wanted you to read it.
I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply
adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.
To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ,
knowledge, way of ______expression & many more mental qualities. Hats
off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.
Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for "world
peace". That''s impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u
brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
Wafa Inti karu k bewafai na rahe

pyar itna karu k jazba na rahe

aitmed itna karu k Shak na rahe

Sms itne karu k Balance Na rahe