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SaRdar ji went

SaRdar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
Man says: CHIN YU YaN and dies.
Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
The meaning is -> YOU aRE STaNDING ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!

Ek ladka ek ladki

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Tujhe Lita K Loon

Tujhe Lita K Loon

Ya Bitha K Loun

Karun andhera Ya Bulb Jala k Loun

ya Tujhe Karu Khara Phir Teri Jhuka k Loun

ab tu Hi bata k MaiN teri Phoro kaise loun ??

You Know WHy

You Know WHy GOd Created Gaps Between Fingers?
So That at Some day the one who is made for you,
come and Fill those gaps by holding ur hand for ever

Pyaare Dost Film

Pyaare Dost Film MaiN kam akru Gaye??

RLL sirf itna hai k 1 larki apko 1 ghar main lay jai gi

or apko goli mar de gi.

Film ka nam hai " KuTaY KI MaUT "

Husband And Wif

Husband and Wife are Like two tyres of a vehicle.

Even if one punctures , the vehicle can''t move further

So intelegent men always carry a stephny with them . :)

Ek Chota Baby

Ek Chota Baby apni Mummy Ko Kehta hai .

" IS MaiN kia hai Mumy ? "

Mumy: ais main mera Pyara sa Baby hai

" Itna hi pyara tha tu kah kyo liya? " :P lolx

Baa Adab

Baa adab

Baa Mulahiza

Hoshiyaar

Pagaloon K Shehanshah

Pakistan k Bewakofo k sartaj

Noor e chasham

Tajdar e Paglistan

Msg recieve kar rahay hainnnnnnnnnnn

A boy n girl

a boy n girl of 5 class asked teacher : Kiya chotay bachon ke bhi bachay hote hain ? ?
Teacher Said : Nahi kabhi nahi

Boy said to Girl : aur tum aise hi darr rahi thi

hahahahahaahhaahhaahah

Breaking News

Breaking News: Nawab akbar Bugti is alive.

He escaped from the back side of cave on his Honda CD70 and was shouting

"MaIN TE HONDa EE LaYSaaN"!

Teacher to Santa "

Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOa.

Jab Subha Jago tu KALMA Pahro,

Jab Subha Jago tu
KaLMa
Pahro,

Jab Pani Peene Lagu To
BISMILLaH
Pahro,

Jab Mujhe Dekho Tu
SUBHaN aLLaH
pahro,

Jab Sheesha Dekho Tu

tu

tu

LaHOL WaLa
Pahro :)

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