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a sardaar to his friend: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, meenu 1000 Rs chahi dey si.
Friend: Dost hi dost dey kam aanda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha karwa tey purse ley aa.
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole situation...
again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi
angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho
Ek sawal...14FEB VaLENTINES DaY ko log aisa kia karte hain k theek 9 MaHINaY baad 14 NOV ko "CHILDREN DaY" manana parta hai.
Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast
Hum tu 7 asmaaano ki sair kar aye

sub tarron se dosti kar aye

ek tera khass tha jo sath le ae

Warna ap si sochiye k ap zamin pe kaise aye ?
Duniya se chupa Kar teri tasweer bathroom main laga rakhi hai
Or har gharri tere deedar ho ais liye JULaaB ki goli kah rakhi ha
Teri Maa Di
Teri Peo Di
Terie Bra di
Tere Babi De
Tere Poray Khandan Di
Te Meri V tu Jaan Hain
Hahahahaha
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
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Oh GOD Thanks .. my aLL Buttons are working :)
a man:-SaNTa ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

3rd floor:- shit i m banta