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Boy to a Girl : ager main tumhari sirf kiss karu tu tum kia socho gi?
Girl : I will think ek bewakof jo purra USa ghoom sakta tha airport se hi wapis chala gaya
Some times small things in life..

Hurt a lot...

if you don''t agree ..

with me ....

then ...

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try to sit ...


On a

COMMON PIN :)
1960 girl : Pehla phela pyaar hai chahee bahaar hai,

aja sajna tera intzar hai. --
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2003 girl.....

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2003 girl : dusara/tisra pyar hai,

dil bekrar hai,....







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aja morey payaray sajna verna chautha tayyar hai. :D
BaLOCHI KI NIYaT!!

Main Niyat karta hoon 2 punjabi marane ki ,

6 rocket fire farz ,

wasatay Bugti Uncle ke ,

Muu mera kohloo sharif ki taraf
HIEGHT Of KaNJOOSI :

Shiekh Shab House Cought Fire and He Is Giving Miss Calls to fir brigade !!
DaD: Mazar-e-Qaid Kaha hai?
Son: Pata Nahi
Dad: Kabhi Ghar se Nikla karo
Son: abu ,Yaqbon Sahab Kaun Hain?
Dad: Pata nahi
Son: Kabhi Ghar mian bhi ap Raha Karu !
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Kuch Nahi Bus Meray Mobile Ko apkay Mobile Se Pyar Ho Gaya Hai ais Liye LINE Mar raha hai :)
Ek Raja Tha ... Ek Rani

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Donoo Mar Gaye

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Khattam Khanai

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abay Neachay Kiya Lash Dehk Rahe Ho BOl Dia Na Mar Gaye Dono :)
a Sardar Reads On the front side of the girl T-shirt written
" Handle With Care "
Next day sardar wears jeans written on
" CaNDLE WITH HaIR "
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UFF YEH SMS KE TaRSE HOYE LOG
KUCH BHI BHEJO PaHRNE LaG JaTE H
Maths Teacher asked aLI : if u have 12 choclates

and

u give 5 to sarah.
3 to sadaf
and
4 to Sonia
than what will u get?


ali replied: 3 NEW GIRL FRIENDS !!
" ToDay Iz SunDaY "

Send this SMS to 10 Peoples and INSHaLLaH tommorrow Will be Monday !

Monday :)

Believe me it works!! :)