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aaj apko pani se coca-cola banana sikhata Hu
1botle pani fridge me rakho 2ghante baad nikalo
paani 1dum thanda hoga
aur

''THaNDa MaTLaB''

Coca-Cola
Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?
Guess? Ha ha, U R wrong. It''s ur ears to make sure k KOI aa TU NaHI RaHa.
Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse

Poor girls
My Money

Rich Girls
My Debit card

Beautiful Girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi
Train Main 1 Machir 1 chiness k sar pe baitha , wo usko pakar k kah gaya

phir ek machir shiekh pe baitha , usne pakar k chiness se pucha "Khareedo Gaye?"
Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Open kyo aya?

Sardar: apple Khanay

bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye apple sath laya hun
a Girl asks boy: What do ya like in me ??

Boy: Those 2 big white balls having 2 little dots in it

Girl : What ?

Boy: yaar your Beautiful Eyes
Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing

Wen u cal her itz TELE Marketing

Wen she walks to u its BRaND recognition

Wen she slaps u its Customer Feedback
Bhikhari: Shahb 1 rupiya dedo

Shab: Tumhain sharam nahi ati road pe khare ho k BHEEK mangte ho?

Bhikhari: abay tere 1 rupeye k liye kya OFFICE khol Loon ??
Interviewer:WHaT IS a SKELETON ?
Sardar:" SIR,SKELETON IS a PERSON WHO STaRTED DIETING BUT FORGOT TO STOP IT ........."
....Go To HELL....



Gusa Mat karu yar winter a gaya hai aur suna hai waha kafi garmi hai .. Sardiyaan achi Guzr jaye gi Ok??

So

...GO TO HELL....
a sardar went to a doctor...
Sardar: Doc i hav sevior loose motions and i m not able to stop it , i tried everything .... everything
Doc: Did u try lemon
Sardar:Ya , but when i removed it ... it started again
If I had a spy camera...

i''ll snap ur evry moment...

evry smile...

evry memory...

n keep...

in my...

kitchen to scare the rats...