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Tchr: Papu tum kal school kyo nahi ay?

Papu: sir gir gaya tha or lag gai thi

tchr: Kaha gir gaye thay or kia lag gai thi?

papu: Bistar par gir gaya tha or ankh lag gayi thi sir
aLLaH Bachaye !

Pagal Biwi se Purane T.v Se

Dubai k shiekh Se Nai ki Shave se

aurat ki Bewafai se Haram ki Kamayi se Orr apki Judai se
Ye Mardam Shumari Ki service hai . ager ap larka hai to 1 sms . larki hain tu 2 Sms kare. Or ager apka ka taluq Tesri Makhluq se hai tu koi Sms na kare
Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

"a beautiful girl is walking in a park"

Student:
"BHaNCHOODDDDDD!!! Bacchi check ker...."
Interviewer: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Interviewee: P-O-S-T-B-O-X....
BOY:I''ll climb the tallest mountain,swim the deepest ocean, walk onhot coals barefoot just to meet you!!!
GIRL:How sweet!! can we meet now??
BOY: not now!! it''s raining outside!!!!!
Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend

unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati he beet

iss liye kehta hun k ye risk na uthaoo



"MORTIEN JaLaO MaCHaR BHaGaO"
Karan Johar is producing a new film
and
is
searching 4 new talent

I''ve suggest ur name
plz go on and meet him

The movie name is

"aQQaL HO Na HO"
In Pakistan Survey Report to me

How many girls want to meet HamY

Survey Results

YES: 9%
NO: 0%

91%: Sapne na dikhao hamari aisi kismat kahan
a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa
aagar apni cuzon phasaani ho tu....


jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko jhapee daaal lo

agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye
or
agar gussa karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye"
a thief jumped in2 a sardar''s house and asked:
"sona kidher hai?"
sardar jee replied:ullo de pathey saara ghar khali peya ay jithey marzi lammma pay jaa!!!