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a child never saw his hips.

a child never saw his hips. Once his teacher slapped on his hips, he came home and saw his hips n said "Kaminey ne do tukde kar diye"

1 Medical student ne apni

1 Medical student ne apni classfellow ko blood se likha letter de kar kaha,"Muje
iska ans zarur dena ?????

Larki Ne jawab diya,"Tumara blood group a+ Hai"

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Q: If a devil catches

Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
a: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

What is 10 inch long

What is 10 inch long, hard and 5inch broad...

guess........

think what it could be?????

try to think........

the answer is ....

absolutly nothing..............
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!

Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"

Es Dil Ki hy ek " CONDITION"

Jisme Nahi har kisi ko " PERMISSION "

Sirf ap Jese Dost ko hy " aDMISSION "

Who Be Bina " DONaTION "

Just Maintain " GOOD RELaTION "

U r BEST Heart Surgeon

U r BEST Heart Surgeon In the World , Beacause You Made a Place In My Heart Without CUTING and SPILLING blood . I am Lucky 2 have a Cute Friend Like You

Dekha Mere Sms Ka Kamal ?

Dekha Mere Sms Ka Kamal ?

Ghanti Baji

Bandar ne Mobile Uthaya

ab Woh Sms Pahr raha hai

HMmm

ab Muskura kar soch raha hai Kiss ko Send karu?

Wife: Suno Jii DR

Wife: Suno Jii DR ne mujhe ek mahinay ka aaram ke liye kisi Hill Station par jane ko kaha hai Hum Kaha Jayegaye?

Husband: Dosray DR ke Pass

Tum Ek aise Don ho

Tum Ek aise Don ho Jiske Pass Har Lock Ki chabi hai

Tabhi tu aapko Don With Key kehte hain

aur

Pyar se

" DONKEY" kehtye hain

Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch chor doongi

Girl: Main tumhare liye sab kuch chor doongi

Boy: Maa baap ?

Girl: yes

Boy: Khana Pina?

Girl: Yes

Boy: apni Dostien

Girl : Yes

Boy : Star Plus

Girl : Mu Shambhal kar bat kar

A Boy got Job in Girls

a Boy got Job in Girls Hostel, after a month Warden asked: Why did''t you come to take ur Salary?

Boy said : Kya ? Salary bhhi miligi ?

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