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I WaNT 2 SEND U THE CUTEST,BEaUTIFUL, SMaRTEST&SVTEST GIFT OF THE WORLDI POSTED IT,BUT POSTMaN SHOUTED aT ME''OOYEE''POSTBOX SY BaHIR NIKaL.
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But i cant send u all of them,

It wil take lot of time...

So i m sending u just 1 joke...

"u r very beautiful"
Subha shaam teri Yaad aave hai,
Sari sari raat jagavey hai,
Karne ko to kar lu call tujhe,
Per kambakhat customer service ki larki balance low batavey hai,
Man 1 sitting wid dog.
Man 2:"ur dog bites"?
Man 1 :"no"
Man 2 sits and d dog bites!
Man 2 angrily."u said he doesnt bite"?
Man 1:"That is nt my dog".
Dua hai k allah aapko

Quaid ki akal
Iqbal ki shakal

Liaquat ki shewani
Sir syed ki jawani

Nehru ki Chal
aur
Gandhi k baal de

aaMEEN.
Today Is Smart People''s Day

So Send this Msg to Someone

Who looks Smart

Plz Dont send back to me

B''coz

Tung aa Gaya Hon

I''ve already Read
997388937 Msgz :S
Man 2 hotel manager" jaldi chalo,meri biwi khirki se kood kar jaan dena chahti hai. Manager" so sir what can i do ? Man" khirki nahi khul rahi hai
wife was about to give birth to a baby.

husband: If it looks like u, it would be great.

wife: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.
Chan,chandni raat Mehrma Timtmanday taaray
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Na koi reply na koi SMS lagda a pasay muk gaye nay saray.
Teacher to Sardar:''Make a sentence in which one word is repeated twice."
Sardar:''If Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara, She will bcom Lara Lara Bolo tararara.
Mubarkan hon g mubarkan

Balle balle

Haye shaawa

Chak de phatte

aha ahaOoo...

OoOoO...Oo

Gidda paa lo bai gidda paa lo..

Mauj mana lo

Tak taka tak

Tak taka tak

Duzzz..Duzzz..

Bishken...Bishken

Totak totak totak tutian hy jamalo Hy jamalo


-Kyunke-

Bande nu hasde khelde rena chaida a
Sardar kay 8 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta thajab sardarni merny lagi to sardar ny poocha :
"ab to bata do ye kiska hai?
sardarni: "Ye hi to aap ka hay!";-).