sardar ka RaDIO kharab ho gaya, usne khol k dekha to andar ek mara huwa CHUHa mila. Yeh deekh kar sardar gussy se bola!
Chalega kese? Sala singer hi mar gaya..!
Kisi se nahi kaha teray fasanay ko...janay kaisay khaber hogai zamane ko...Gatter band hogaye saray shaher k...Tum bagarat ko kis ne kaha tha nahanay ko.
Ik adme chupkay say jahanum say neklaaur janat main chala gayafreshtay na pakar ker khub maraadmi utha or bolaTUWaDI INa HaRKTa TOO KOI JaNaT WICH NaI aNDa.
a man had a "Gin" 1 day the Gin asked him "Mere aqa! koi Hukm dein?" Man thought n said:"make a road for me 4m my home 2 USa"Gin: "Mere aqa This is very difficult, as huge jungles mountains n sea come on the way so it is very difficult".Man:"ok meri BV ko mera tabey farman bana de"Gin foran bola:"Sir Road single banani hai ya double".
1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.
