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According 2 the latest

according 2 the latest research NISWaaR helps in improving eye sight

EVIDENCE :-PESHaWaR main chaand 1 din pehlay nazar aa jata hay...

Close ur eyes.. Think about urself

Close ur eyes..
Think about urself

Ur face,
Ur style,
Ur nature,
Ur looks,
Now open ur eyes.
U have spent half a min watching
a HORROR MOVIE! :-)

1 Pathan pani P raha tha .

1 Pathan pani P raha tha
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ab kya Pathan pani bhi nahi p sakta ???Iss main bhi joke chahiay tum logo ko ???

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anchiii...Xcuse me plz! S0rry 2 disturb u.

Teacher: "pappu ne

Teacher: "pappu ne dopahar ka khana khaya" Es ka future tense batao?

Student: "pappu thori deir baad poti karay ga ...

hello.. hello.. hello..

hello..

hello..

hello..

hello..

aawaaz nahin aa rahi?

HELLO...?

ab aawaaz ayi?

ab bhi nahin?..

..aawaaz ayege bhi kaise?

Pagal ye to sms aya hai!:-)

1 morgi ne 3 anday diye .

1 morgi ne 3 anday diye .
aur dua mangi babies naik nikley.
kuch din bad babies niklay.
pehla baby namaz parta hua nikla.
dosra baby tazbih parta hua nikla.
tesre anday se baby nahi nikla to murgi pareshan ho gai , itney mai andy se awaz aai , ammi mai aitekaf mai betha hun

5 easy steps 4 a lovely morning.

5 easy steps 4 a lovely morning.
Open ur eyes,
Take a deep breath,
Stretch ur body,
Take da breath out n say its to early and sleep again:-)

Today is MDPS DAY MDPS bolay to...!...

Today is MDPS DaY MDPS bolay to...!...
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"MaKE DUFFER People SMILE" i''ve done my part, now u send it 2 all ur Duffer friends & make them SMILE :)

5 sardars & a girl

5 sardars & a girl were hanging below a helicopter on a resQ rope.

Pilot: One must leave bcoz of overload.

Girl: I''ll sacrifice.all sardars started clapping

HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

Pathan Born in JUNGLE

Pathan Born in JUNGLE is called SHER KHaN

born in WaR is BaNDOOQ KHaN

Born in 0cean SaMaNDaR KHaN

Born in garden GUL khan

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when Born in a BUS New khan.

Sardar say kisi ny kaha

Sardar say kisi ny kaha INDIaN flag ma tmhara kya hy?
Green 4 muslim
White 4 christ
Orange 4 hindu
Nothing 4 u
Sardar thought n rplied
OYE DaNDa Tery piyo da e.

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