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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi

PRINCIPaL: agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.MUNNa BHaI: Monthly paas ka kya lega M

After finishing MBBS

after finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”

Wife: You always

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

A sardarji went to a

a sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

Sardarji is not sleeping

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh ca

Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??

Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p

Kisi nay dil badal liya,

Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

God thought that since

God thought that since
he couldnt b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldnt be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

teacher : U failure !

Teacher : U failure !
at ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

Thandi hai CoFFe

Thandi hai CoFFe garam kar Lo, Is PaTHar DiL ko thoda sa NaRaM kar Lo, aapke hote hue InBoX khali Hai, Thori si to YaaRoN sHaRaM kar Lo...;-)

Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane

Vakeel:Tallaaq Karwane K Rs.50,000/-Lgengey

Husband:Pagal Ho Kia?Qazi Ne Rs.101/- May Shaadi Karwai Thi!

VaKeeL Dekh liya na Sastey Kaam ka Nateeja

APKO GUL AHMAD K KAPRY

aPKO GUL aHMaD K KaPRY PaSaND HaI KIa?

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PHIR

GUL aHMaD

KIa PEHNY Ga....?

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