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LUV D WAY IT RUBS

LUV D WaY IT RUBS aGaINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MaKES a
CREaMY FOaMY LIQUID aS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CaN`T
WaIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

CUSTOMER NOTIFICATION.

CUSTOMER NOTIFICaTION. as of May 2001 Viagra will only be available through chemists by its chemical name.So please ask for MYCOXaFLOPPIN. Thank you

Hur karz dosti ka ada kaun kerey ga?

Hur karz dosti ka ada kaun kerey ga?
Hum na rahey tou dosti kaun kerey ga?
E khuda merey doston ko salamat rakhna
warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun kerey ga?

what do you do if

what do you do if a irish man through''s a pin at you ... ... you run cause he''s got a grenade in his mouth

Exams ke 4 din pehle

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha

aik aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha
"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun."

Wife ne jawab dia
"aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:

1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,

2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,

3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari

4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai

aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.

Mahina aaram se kat jayega."

Listen how ppl

Listen how ppl r now a dayz. i was sittin in a mandir,da pujari was abt 2 show da aarthi n d guy near me lit a cigarrette.i was shocked tht i aLMOST DROPPED MY BEER

EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIEND

EXaMS aRE LIKE GIRL FRIENDS;

1. TOO MaNY QUESTIONS.

2. DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTaND.

3. MORE EXPLaNaTION IS NEEDED.

4. RESULT IS aLWaYS FaIL!

Life is difficult,

Life is difficult,
full of trials..
Sorrow..
Pain..
bt if u fall down, just standup straight,b confident & say...

"KaUN SaLa DHaKKa DIYa."

Girlfriend Ko I LUV

Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!

Santa: Ghar ka saara

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Pappu: Bapu idhar aa...

Pappu: Bapu idhar aa...
Jeeto: aise nahin bolte beta, daddy ko izzat se bulate hai.
Pappu: Bapu, izzat ke sath idhar aaja

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