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Tera charcha hai har gali mein,
har ladki ko tera intezaar hai,
Yeh koi chamatkar nahi,
aaj Rakhi ka tyohar hai.

70 yr old man asked his wife "do u feel sad wen u see me running behind young girls?"wife replied ''No not atall, even dogs chase cars but they can''t drive it.

when ur life is in

when ur life is in darkness''pray to God and ask him to free u from darkness and if after u prayed and u r still in darkness pay ur ELECTRIC BILL

maho maho halla hu

maho maho halla hu impatata dhooom patata ittamuta dhittamutta.

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This is da african way 2 say "fursat millay tu sms kerna"

(@) Smiling.... (!.!) Crying...

(@) Smiling....
(!.!) Crying...
(;) angry...
(:) Bored...
(-)Proud...
(o) Hungry...
(,) Happy..
(?) Confused...
(-.-)Sleepy Jo marzi shakal bana lo nahana to parega... Good day Dear

Chaloo yah karoo shabash

Chaloo yah karoo shabash

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and here is the key.......

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ab jaldee se saaaf karo main ne bohut zaroori kaam se jana hai...

While selling Parachute

While selling Parachute: Plane se kudo button dabao aur aap zameen par safely land!
Customer: agar parachute na khula to?
Sardaar: Oh ji, paise waapas!

No Visits No Calls No SMS

No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls

I''m worried kya hoa

Zoo waloon ne dobara pakar lia kya?

Hi Keep messaging

Hi Keep messaging me & win exciting prizes, 1st prize Lots of Love, 2nd prize life time friendship, 3rd prize Free stay in my HEaRT!! Offer valid till I m alive...

Repeat these lines

Repeat these lines at least 2 hours every day after Namaz out side the mosque and you will be a millionaire within few months.

"aLLaH KE NaaM PE DE DE BaBa"

Girl asks her lover,

Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.

Customer :

Customer : Waiter, there''s a dead beetle in my soup.Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly in my soup.Waiter : That''s all right, Sir, he won''t drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there''s a fly swimming in my soup.Waiter : So what! do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what''s the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?Waiter : I wouldn''t know, Sir, I''m a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.Waiter : Funny? But why aren''t you laughing?

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