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Pakistan Me Har Cheez
Pakistan Me Har Cheez Din Ba Din Barh Rahi Hai.

Tail Ki Kimat.
Loadshading.
Mehgai.
By-Rozgari.
Sms Pakag.

Or aaj To Intaha Ho Gai..
Pakistan Ka.

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Waqt B.
Pundit-Tumhare Jeevan Me
Pundit-Tumhare Jeevan Me 6 Ladkiya aayengi.
Boy-Wow,Kya Baat Hai.
Pandit-Jyada Khush Hone Ki Baat Nai Hai.
1 Gharwali Or 5 Betiya Hai.
I Thought Of Suicide
I Thought Of Suicide Went 2 Railway Trak but got ur SmS & aftr Reading it I thought of Life, U Inspired Me
Coz
If a uselass Person Like U Is alive Y Shud I Die?? :-D
One Manb read a Board
One Manb read a Board "likhne wala brilliant, parhne wala idiot."

Man becomes angry, he rub board and writes,

"Parhne wala Brilliant Or Likhne Wala Idiot"
If U Like My Sms
If U Like My Sms, It Means I m Smart


If U Save, U agree I m Smart


If U Frwrd, U Spread That I''m Smart


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If U Delete It

Simply

U''re Jealous

Coz

I m Smart ;->
Larka Larki Ko Dekh Ker Kehta Hai :
Larka Larki Ko Dekh Ker Kehta Hai :
Lafz Tere Geet Mere Ghazal Koi Sunao''n Kia

Larki:
Haath Mere Gaal Tere Kaan K Neechey Bajao''n Kia ;->
3 Ways To Catch A Tigerf
3 Ways To Catch a Tiger

Newton''s:
allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!


Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!


Pakistani Police:
Catch a Local Cat & Beat It , Until It accepts Its a Tiger ... ;->
3 Ways To Catch A Tigerf
3 Ways To Catch a Tiger

Newton''s:
allow Tiger To Catch U , Then Catch It ... !!!


Einstein''s:
Chase Tiger Until It Become Tired , Then Catch It ... !!!


Pakistani Police:
Catch a Local Cat & Beat It , Until It accepts Its a Tiger ... ;->
A Smile
a Smile

Is an Inexpensive Way ...

To Change Ur Looks ...


















ab Ziada Mat Mkurana

Werna Log MaLUNG Samjhai''n Ge ;->
Remeber
Remeber



No Matter How Bad You are

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You are Not Totally Useless ...

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You Can Still Be Used as

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"BaD EXaMPLE" ... ;->
Teacher To Student:
Teacher To Student:
Tmhai''n apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ?

Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn ;->
What''s Better Then
What''s Better Then

"PRESENCE OF MIND"

In Case Of accident .... ???


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"aBSENCE OF BODY" ... ;->

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