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A Couple Had 3

a Couple Had 3 Children Naming NC,MC N aBC.

Some1 asked The Meaning, They Told:
1st Natural Curiosity
2nd Mutual Consent N
3rd absolute Bloody Carelessness :P

Height Of Fear

Height Of Fear

2 Pathan Ek Bathroom Main Naha Rahey Thy

Sabun Neechey Girr Gaya

Par Darr K marey Koi Jhuk Kar Utha Nahi Raha … ;->

Kissing is like real estate

Kissing is like real estate.

The most important thing is

location,
location,
n location! ?

Hights Of Heart Breakin

Hights Of Heart Breakin:
an Inocent Man
Watchin His
1st Blue Film aftr
Mariage,
In Which
His Own Wife
Had acted

MORaL:
Watch all BF''s B4 Mariage...

Water Is So Preciou

Water Is So Precious,
So Plz Send Dis Msg To as Many Frnds as Possible With Dis Slogan:
SaVE WaTER!

SaVE WaTER!

SHaRE SHOWER WITH NEIGHBOUR''S DaUGHTER!! ;->

Announcement In

announcement In
Zardari''s Chartd Plane ...

Mr. President , We are
about To Land.
Could Plz Put
Sherry Rehman In an
Upright Position ...
ThanQ ...

2008 ka sabse zalil

2008 ka sabse zalil sms
Girl: Jaanu tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak or sham se leke subah tak pyar karna...
Boy: Fir main Potty kab karunga???

A TC In A Train Finesb

a TC In a Train Fines 400 For No Ticket.

He Charged 1st Girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing Sleevless

Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles &Backless

Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless, Backless and a Mini Skirt

He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One...

Why???

U Dirty Mind...

She Had The Ticket!!!

Girl To A Tattoo Artist

Girl To a Tattoo artist:

How Much Do U Charge For Tattooing

an animal Just above My Knee?

artist: -£100 For Tiger,Rabit and Lion,

But Girraffe Is Free.

Define Fashion Show

Define Fashion Show?

"In Fashion Show,

Designer Shows Their Creation On Models,

Models Drop Their Dress

& Show God''s Creation

Eik Piyari Si Surat

Eik Piyari Si Surat,
Eik Masoom Sa Chehra,
Thodi Shahrarat,
Thodi Mohabbat,
Thodi Masti,
Thoda Maza,
Jiski Piyari Har Eik adaa,
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Uska Sms Parhne Ka Shukriyaa..........!!

1st Boss

1st Boss: Tumne Us Larki Ko Job Q Nhi Di?
2nd Boss:Yr Wo Boht Bewakuf Thi
1st:Wo Kese?
2nd:Kuch Nhi Bs Jb Maine Usay Bethne K Liye Kaha To Wo Chair Dhundne Lgi.

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