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main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal

Teacher:main ksi pr b 1 nazar dal k bta
skti hun k wo mere bare mai kya soch rha he

Studnt
mis jb ap ko pata chal jata hoga
to bari sharmindagi hoti hogi na..:

A MAN''s Sad Story

a MaN''s Sad Story:

Yesterday was my Birthday

My Wife Didnt wish me nor did my kids

I went to Work & my friends Didnt,

I went to my cabin

My Secretary said:
Happy Birthday Boss

I felt Special

Than I was invited to Her Flat

She said:
Do U mind if I go into the Bedroom for a Minute?

I said:
OK

She came out a Few minutes later with a large cake,

Followed by My Wife, Kids & all my Friends,

& I was Waiting for her

Sitting on the couch
.
.

NaKED

"Potti Remix"

"Potti Remix"

1 tatti, s0u afsanay..

Tatti ki dalali mei m0u kala

0ne tatti a day, keepz d0ct0r away

tatti tatti pe likha hai khanay walay ka naam

Dh0bi ki tatti, ghar ki na ghaat ki

tatti kar darya mai dal.

Tatti in need, iz a tatti indeed..

Ghar ki tatti, g0bar barabar..
Little red tatti h0od..

Tatti na kya tOu Phir kYa jiya..

Boy wd his girlfrnd

Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
aLL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U knw how I Feel? ;->

=¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=

=¤aRZ KIa HaI¤=

Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko...

"Chotiye" ne sub kuch batadia ''FaRaZ'' ko... =P ;->

Why R U pregnan

Mom: Why R U pregnant?

Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"

Mom: Tell me who is he?

Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.

Once there lived a

Once there lived a SEXY MaN who had no wife, but still every night he enjoyed...

"DINNER" ;->

u Dirty mind...

upper rakho
bole tou
keeP iT uP... =P

Love me but

Love me but, leave me not,
Kiss me but, miss me not,
Hit me but, hate me not,
Remember me but, forget me not.

For last year"s

For last year"s words belong to last year"s language
and next year"s words await another voice.
and to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Year.

Like birds, let us,

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SaDNESS PaIN FEaR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful, Enjoy it. HaPPY NEW YEaR

Before the goldenB

Before the golden sun sets,
2006"s calender is destroyed,
and mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2007 every moment is enjoyed

God Bless U N

God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life
That is coming In Ur Way. May Year To Follow Be among The Best
U ve Ever Spend.

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