I wil yad u very zyada U b yad me bht much
U r very zyada gd dost of me
I thnk im b boht acha frnd of u ka So plz dnt bholna me ko
Me also kadi v nai 4get u ;->
Man to Sexy air hostess:
"What''s your name?"
air hostess: "Benz, Sir"
Man: "Lovely name. any relation with Mercedez Benz?"
air hostess: "Same price sir" ;->
Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgyaaur Rs 20000 v le gya pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->
HUSBaND- Shall v Try a Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
at Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I''ll Lie oN Da SoFa & Watch
Da T.V.... ;->
