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I''m Feeling So Lonely,
Like A Ship In The Middle Of Sea;

The Sky Is Weeping, The World Is Quiet.
Everything Looks Fade, Wherever I See;

They Say, Everything Is In Its Place.
Then Why I Feel This Hollow,
Inside Me?

Can''t I Change This Into Happiness?
Can''t I Make This Moment A Fantasy?

Yes Dear, It Is Possible
The Whole World Would Be Different
If You Were Here, With Me.

Missing You!
"M I S S Y O U"

Mujh Say Khush Naseeb Hain

Meray Ye Chand Haroof

Jin Pey Kuch Dair Tak Paray Gi Nigaah Teri...
"It''s A Horrible Thing To See Your
Lost Love Walk Past You With Another Girl,
And It''s The Worst Thing To Know
That You Made

A Mistake In Letting Him Go."
A married woman sat and watched quietly as robbers took away everything in her house.

as they were leaving, she cried out:


WHAT ABOUT THE RAPE ?????. . . ;->
Sikh: kal koi meri biwi k sath zabardasti krgya aur Rs 20000 v le gya
pathan: jhut bolta hai,15000 tha
sikh: paise ka itna masla nai bas aadmi pata kar yaar ;->
Musharraf Is Good For Economy . . .

He Has Silver In His Hair

Gold In His Teeth

Stones In His Kidney

Steel In His Knees

Sugar In His Blood

&

Gas In His A** . . .
HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I''ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V.... ;->
Clas Mein Teachr Bachhun Ko Smgha Rhi Thien K ,

Kaise asman Se Frishtey Aatey Hein Ar Ap Ko Chotey Chotey Behn Bhai Gift Krte Hein.

Clas Mein Bethey Huay Aik Bachey Ne Apne Dost Ki Trf Dekha Ar Bola

"Kia Khayal Hai Madam

Ko asal Bat Bta Na Di Jaey"...
What Will Happen If

Bipasha Basu,

Mallika Sherawat,

Neha Dupia,

Rakhi Sawant

Contest Elections In India.?


Politics Will Become Transparent
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

FlaMeR
A Couple Had 3 Children Naming NC,MC N ABC.

Some1 asked The Meaning, They Told:
1st Natural Curiosity
2nd Mutual Consent N
3rd Absolute Bloody Carelessness :P
Water Is So Precious,
So Plz Send Dis Msg To as Many Frnds as Possible With Dis Slogan:
SAVE WATER!

SAVE WATER!

SHARE SHOWER WITH NEIGHBOUR''S DAUGHTER!! ;->