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1.A confusion has confused my mind which is already confused
with some confusion.I don't know why this confusion had
confused my confused mindIf my confusion had confused
ur mind thn try to get a solution for my confusion to rectify
my confused mind.If my confused msg din't confuse
u,b happy
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
AHL-E-DIL Youn bhi nibah lete hain,

Dard seene mein chupa lete hein,

Dil ki mehfil main ujaalon k liye,

Yaad ki shama jala let hain,

Jalte mausum main bhi ye DEEWANE,

Kuch haseen phool khila lete hain,

Apni aankhon ko bana kar ye zubaan,

Kitne afsane suna lete hain,

Jin ko jeena hai Mohabbat k liye,

Apni hasti ko mita lete hain,

AHL-E-DIL youn bhi nibah lete hain,

Dard seene main chupa lete hain...
A boy & girl was on a bike at 80
km/hr speed.
girl said plzz slow down
boy-DO U LOVE ME.
she said I LOUVE YOU.NOW SLOW DOWN.
he said hug me .girl huged
him & said now slow down
he said take off my
helmet & wear it on ur head.
she did so .
next day the boy died n the girl got minor damage
the boy knew that his bike brake failed so he wanted to save the girl
n wanted her to give him the last hug of his life. :(
is raat ki tanhaiyo k
sb rang badal gye hain,
chand nikla hai waise hi
andhere badal gye hain,
jin k bharosey thi khushiyan
vo loog badal gye hain,
manzelein tu ab bhi vohi hai
kuch rasety badal gye hain,
jis pey kya tha bharosa hum ne
vo dost bichar gya hai,
dekhey thay jo kbhi hum ne
vo khwab badal gye hain,
jo baney thay kabhi humsafar
aj wo he mukar gye hain,
is totey hoye dil k sarey
jazbat badl gye hain,
na badley kabhi HUm
na badley kabhi humhare khyalat
BUS
rona hai yahi
KUCH LOOG BADAL GYE HAIn
Pathan office se ghar aa raha tha k Rasty me
kisi ne bataya k
Tumhari biwi kisi ki shadi me dance kar rahi hy.

Pathan ghar aya or darwaze pe danda le k khara ho gya
8 bajy, 10 baje, 11 bajy 12 baje
rat k 3 baj gaye
lekin Biwi nahi aai

4 bajay pathan ko yaad aaya k
mary to abi shaadi hi nahi hui.
Paper Se Pehle Ki
"DUA"
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Ya ALLAH !!
Is Baar Pass
Kara De
Next Time
Zaruur Parhoonga ... :))
Twinkle Twinkle LAZY STAR
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Kitna soe ge Uth JA Yar
.
Up above d world so high
... .
SUN has risen in d sky
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Uth k jaldi p le chaee
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Then do Comment & say me Hi.
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asslam-o-Alikum & Gud Morning
Abhii Iss Taraf Na Nigaah Kar Main Ghazal KiiPalke'n San'vaar Luu
Meraa Lafz Lafz Ho Aaina Tujhe Aaine Mein Utaar Luu

Main Tamaam Din Ka Thakaa Hua Tu Tamaam Shab Kaa Jagaa Hua
Zaraa Thahar Jaa Isii Mor Par Tere Saath Shaam Guzaar Luu

Agar Aasamaa'n Kii Numaisho'n Me.N Mujhe Bhii Izn-E-Qayaam Ho
To Main Motiyo'n Kii Dukaan Se Terii Baaliyaa'n Tere Haar Luu

Kaii Ajanabi Teri Raa'h Ke Mere Paas Se Yuun Guzar Gaye
Jinhe'n Dekh Kar Ye Tarap Hui Tera Naam Leke Pukaar Luu
Abhii Iss Taraf Na Nigaah Kar Main Ghazal KiiPalke'n San'vaar Luu
Meraa Lafz Lafz Ho Aaina Tujhe Aaine Mein Utaar Luu

Main Tamaam Din Ka Thakaa Hua Tu Tamaam Shab Kaa Jagaa Hua
Zaraa Thahar Jaa Isii Mor Par Tere Saath Shaam Guzaar Luu

Agar Aasamaa'n Kii Numaisho'n Me.N Mujhe Bhii Izn-E-Qayaam Ho
To Main Motiyo'n Kii Dukaan Se Terii Baaliyaa'n Tere Haar Luu

Kaii Ajanabi Teri Raa'h Ke Mere Paas Se Yuun Guzar Gaye
Jinhe'n Dekh Kar Ye Tarap Hui Tera Naam Leke Pukaar Luu
Arranged marriage :-

Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
...
Total - 10,50,000 RS

Love marriage :-

RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo

Total 180 RS

Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka

Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P
Shadi Se Pehle"

Boy:Kash Wo Din Jald Aye.
Girl:Tm Muje Chor Nhi DoGe?
Boy:Nhi Esa Sochna B MaT.
.........Girl:Will U Miss Me?
Boy:Yes.
Girl:TumHari ZindaGi Mei Koi Aur To Nhi?
Boy:No Not aT All.
Girl:Do U Love Me?
Boy:Yes Dear.
Girl:Oh Dear.

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"Shadi K Baad"

Ab Ye StaTus Nechey Se Uper ParHen.