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JO GUFTUGU NAHI WO BAT BHI SUNA DOUNGA, TO EK BAR TO MIL SAB GILAY MITA DOUNGA. MAJAL HAI MUJHAY TUJH SAY KOI JUDA KAR DAY TO JAHAN JAYE GI MAIN TUJHAY SADA DOUNGA. TERI GALI MAIN BHOT DIER SAY KHARTA HUN MAGAR, KISI NEY POCH LIYA TO JAWAB KIYA DOUNGA. YUHIN UDDas RAHA TO DEHKNA EK DIN, TAMAM SEHAR MAIN TANHAYIAN BICHA DOUNGA. WO DARD HI NA RAHA WARNA AYE SHAH MUJHAY GUMAN BHI NA THA KAY MAIN TUJHAY BHULA DOUNGA...........
humari pyas ka andaz bhi bohat munfarid hai ADEEB
kabhi daryaon ko thukrate hain to kabi anson tak pi jate hain
Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."
The base of fridndship relationship is the beleive, if u have no beleive on friend then its not ur real friendship its only time pass
Kitne ulaj gae ha judai ma zindagi,

Wo shaks jafa kar k ehsan kar gaya,

Ma jis ko baat baat pa kehta tha apni jaan,

Dekho wo he shaks mujhe bejan kar gaya,

Phely wo meri zaat ke tameer ma raha,

Phir mujko apny haath se masmaar kar gaya,

Wo Aaa mila tu faasly kat' tay chaly gaey,

Bichra tu rasty merey dushwar kar gaya,

Bichra kuch es ada se k rut he badal gae,

Ek shaks saary shehar ko viran kar gaya
The base of fridndship relationship is the beleive, if u have no beleive on friend then its not ur real friendship its only time pass
USEY KEHNA'' Hum na Ukfat ka bharam sub sa juda rakha hay, Goya seena ma tuja DIL ki jaga rakha hay. DIL ya chaha k tu kabi badnaam na ho, Dakh zikar tera hay pr naam chupa rakha hay. Mera jis haath sa kiya tha tu na musafa, Dhoya hi nahi honton sa laga rakha hay. Ab ma samjha tera Rukhsar pa Till ka matlab, Doulat-e-Husn par darbaar betha rakha hay. JUDA ho gaye kuch pal k liye to kya hua, Tari TasVEER ko seenay ma saja rakha hay
'' USEY KEHNA''
Hum na Ukfat ka bharam sub sa juda rakha hay,
Goya seena ma tuja DIL ki jaga rakha hay.
DIL ya chaha k tu kabi badnaam na ho,
Dakh zikar tera hay pr naam chupa rakha hay.
Mera jis haath sa kiya tha tu na musafa,
Dhoya hi nahi honton sa laga rakha hay.
Ab ma samjha tera Rukhsar pa Till ka matlab,
Doulat-e-Husn par darbaar betha rakha hay.
JUDA ho gaye kuch pal k liye to kya hua,
Tari TasVEER ko seenay ma saja rakha hay.
ERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr Ye Meri Nazar ka Qasur Ha! TERI Rah Guzar Mein Qadam Qadam Kahin Arsh Hai kahin Toor Ha! Ye Baja Hai MALIK-E-DO JAHAN Meri Bandagi Main Qasoor Hai! Ye khata Hai Meri khata Mger TERA Naam B To GHAFOOR Hai Ye Bata TUJH Se Miloon kahan Mujhe TUJH Se Milna Zaroor Hai! Kahin Dil ki Shart Na Daalna! Abhi Dil Gunahon Se Choor Hai TU Bakhsh De Mere Sub Gunah! Teri Zaat Raheem-o-Ghafoor Hai
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Jesay us ke ammal pechay hata dein usay uskey hasbo nasb agey neihn barha sakte.
A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.