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A sardar goes to a restaurant

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

paper

Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

inaam

agar koi tumsy bhalai ki umeed rakhy tow usy mayus mat karo q k logon ki umeedon ka tum sy wabasta hona tum py ALLAH ka khaas inaam hy.!!!!

wake up message

rakha jab sajdy main sar tow ehsaas hua aey musalmaan,
dilon maen to khuda ko basaya nahi sajdy mein kis ki talash hy??

zaban ki taseer

lafaz insaan k ghulaam hoty hein magar bolny sy pehly bolny k baad insaan lafzon ka ghulaam ban jata hy ...

punjabi sms

Jina saha ch sajna tu vasda ae
das kiven rokan ohna saha nu
mukki nai udeek tere aan de
kive takkno hat ja rahan nu
rokan bathere par nahi rukde
hanju hauke hawawan nu
pata nahi kihdi chandri nazar laggi
mere sohne sajjre chawan nu
rab kare kiyamat howe te tu awe

paisa,waqt,mustakbil aur allah

"paisa"
kehta ha mujhe hasil karo or sub ko bhulado

"waqt"
kehta hy mere peeche chalo,baqi sab ko bhulado.

"mustakbil"
kehta hy mere lye koshish karo or sub ko bhulado

"Allah"
sirf itna kehta hy k mujhe yaad karo main ye sub tere qadmon me daal dunga.

SUBHAN' ALLAH

Zaat

Kisi ko Uski " ZAAT "
Aur Puranay Libas ki wajeh se

" Haqeer " mt Samjhna,

" Q K "

" Tjhay Denay Wala " Aur " Ussay Denay Wala"

" Aik he ha " .

Intazar ki Gariyaan khatam

Karachi k Bharam Baaz Dialog:

"Abay chal teri to"

"Us ki to mein"

"Bus kar zyada mat Phenk"

"Chal nikal"

"Koot dy salay ko"

"Or Party"

"Dimagh ki dahi"

"Ye cheez dada"

"Bachi dekh"

"Teri Bhabi se baat kr rha hon"

"Hat gai na"

"Abe dhkkan"

"Ptli Gali pakar"

"Lash yaar"

"Chal phhoot le"

"Latak mat"

"Teri wali ja rhi hai"

Ab Intizar kis bat ka hai,
Aakhir ye SMS karachi ki pehchan hai.
phenk de market me.'

class

classic example for students of different age
groups :-

1st to 3 rd stndard- hey I studied everything
for exam...
......
4th to 6th std- Hey that Question was very
hard so I dint read that..

6th to 10th std- hey read only important
questions...

10 th to 11 th std- abe 4 chapters r enough....

12 th- saale whch exam is 2day...

Engineering/medical students - Oh ! exam aaj tha ....
Kamino bataya kyon nahi ..??

Advice

Dream as if you will live forever.
Live as if you will die today.

islamic poetry

TERI Azmaton Se Hon Be-khabr
Ye Meri Nazar ka Qasur Ha!
TERI Rah Guzar Mein Qadam Qadam

Kahin Arsh Hai kahin Toor Ha!
Ye Baja Hai MALIK-E-DO JAHAN
Meri Bandagi Main Qasoor Hai!

Ye khata Hai Meri khata Mger
TERA Naam B To GHAFOOR Hai
Ye Bata TUJH Se Miloon kahan

Mujhe TUJH Se Milna Zaroor Hai!
Kahin Dil ki Shart Na Daalna!
Abhi Dil Gunahon Se Choor Hai

TU Bakhsh De Mere Sub Gunah!
Teri Zaat Raheem-o-Ghafoor Hai

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