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Police ki maar se koi mar to nai jata ……FAISAL

Bas uthne bethne ke andaz badal jate hain.

Baap : bata ager sasoral walay shadi k din scoter dain to car mangna, ager computer dain to laptop mnagna.
Bata : abaa agr lerki dain to os ki MAA mang loon ?????/

Msg sending Failed

Friend to sardar:
Yar Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai K Aaj Extra Class Hogi Kya Karun?
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...Sardar:-'Message sending failed' likh ke bhej de....!!! :-D

Alone I Sit Here

Alone I Sit Here

Empty And Cold

The Light Beckons Me

It Forces Me To
Be Okay

Hidden Away My
Feelings Are

Showing No Emotions Is
How I Am

I Have To Fight
To Be Alive

I Have To Pretend
To Care

The World Crushed
My Dream

Yet It Forces Me To be

I Once Was Alive

Now I Just Survive ...

Za Sharabi Na Yam

Za Sharabi Na Yam
Na Me Sharab Skali Di,

Starge Me Che Sre Di
Daa Me Ta Pasay Jarali Di.

MaziGar

Kala Kala Kho Raza Pa Mazigar Ke
Lag Me Zra Khoshalawa Pa Mazigar Ke

Ka Me Tola Wraz Tapos Onakre Kher De
Kho Tapos Me Lag Kawa Pa Mazigar Ke

Halta Tol Da Jund Rangoona Ratolegi
Ma Godar Pala Boza Pa Mazigar Ke

Che Me Zra Ke Da Arman Gul Taza Kegi
Yo Tapa Rata Kawa Pa Mazigar Ke

Che Pa Kali Ke Pre Nor Khalaq Swazegi
Ta Zama Sara Keena Pa Mazigar Ke

Bia Yo Ware Da Sro Shundo Sharbat Rakra
Yo Zal Bia Me Kra Melma Pa Mazigar Ke

Pa Jabeen De Khal Da Toro Ranjo Kegda
Hase Na Kre KHIYAL Lamba Pa Mazigar Ke

Khush ikhlaqi

Khush ikhlaqi Pakeeza Nasab ki daleel hay
Ghalat baat pay ghussa sharafat ki nishani hay
Lekin ghussay ko pee jana momin ki nishani hay!

CHICKEN ROLL

Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.

Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?

Pathan:
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CHICKEN ROLL.

Nokrani

Nokrani:Saahib,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.

Saahib:Tujhe kaise pata chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?

Nokrani:(Sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha Kameena ghar pe hai ?

Pathan k ghar mein Billi

Pathan k ghar mein Billi thi,
Pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi.

Pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi,

Pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ?

Wife:Haan.

Pathan:Us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.

Faraz funny light sms

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.
Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena
Main to Brson ka PYasA hoon ” FARAZ ”
BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

Aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai

Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?

Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,

Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,

Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,

Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,

Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.

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