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Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To his Mother Saying,

Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of his Time Thinking About Girls.

The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day,

If You Find A Solution,

Please Advise.

I Have The Same Problem With his Father
1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1:Bataya Tha

2:Phir

1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
Question To Pathan: In Which State Ganga Flows?

Pathan: Liquid State.

Audience: Clapped.

Man Was Shocked.Turned Behind & Found Da Audience,All Were Pathan.
Why Do We Close Our Eyes

When We Pray

When We Cry

When We Dream

When We Miss Sum One

Because Most Beautiful Things In Life Are Unseen, They Are Only Felt By Heart !!
To Prove his LUV..

He Swam D DEEPEST Rivr!

Climbd D hiGHEST Mountin!

Crosd D HOTEST Desrt!

She-Divorcd him...

Kabhi Ghar Pe To Hota Nhi Tha.
Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away his Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(
Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away his Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(
Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho Sitaron Se Poch Lo

Tum Pholon Se Khobsorat Ho Bharon Se Poch Lo

Tum Larki Se Bhi Khubsurat Ho
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Pathano
Se Poch Lo..
Aik Dost Toilet Ma Dosra Bahir Sa Awaz Da Raha Ha Ka Jaldi Ker

Ander Sa Awaz Ati Ha

(Tatti Abi Baqi Ha Meray Dost) :-)
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist hiS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
Aah Bharti Hui Ai Ho Slimming Center
Aah Ko Chahiye Ek Umae Asar Hone Tak
Dieting Khail Nahi Chund Dino Ka Begum
Ek Sadi Chahiye Kamre Ko Kamar Hone Tak
Haqiqat Smjo Ya Afsana

Apna Smjo Ya Begana

Hmara Apka Rishta Hy Purana

Is Liye Farz Tha Apko Batana

K Grmi Aa Gai Hy Ab Shuru Kr 2





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