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Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.

Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.
I M Specalist Of Lovelogy.

I Complete My Lovelogy Course From University Of Heart.If Any Person Want 2 Meet Me,So Plz Welcome My Address Is HEART EMPIR,

Room 143,Opposite Ishq School,Mohabbat Colony, Behind Dil Nagar.

(,") DR.DIL (",)

Biwi(Gusse Mein)

Biwi(Gusse Mein) Tumhare Dimaag Me To Sirf Gobar hi Bhara Hai...!

Shuhar(Pyar Se) To Phir Itni Der Se Kha Kion Rahi Ho......!!??

A bOy Goes To See

A bOy Goes To See NighT clUb dAncE,
his Mom GetS angrY & AskS him:
DiD yOu See Anything thErE ThAt You WeRe nOt SuppOse 2 See.
Boy: YeS i Saw DaD..!

A bOy Goes To See

A bOy Goes To See NighT clUb dAncE,
his Mom GetS angrY & AskS him:
DiD yOu See Anything thErE ThAt You WeRe nOt SuppOse 2 See.
Boy: YeS i Saw DaD..!

OncE jAmEs BonD

OncE jAmEs BonD mEt A dOg In JunglE
hE saId

"I Am BOND...!

JAMES BOND...!

thE dOg BitEs him
nD rePilEd

"I Am KUTTA...!!

PAGAL KUTTA...!!

Amitabh Public Toilet Me

Amitabh Public Toilet Me Se Pura Bhig K Aata Hai.

Jaya: Aap To Susu Krne Gye The?

Amitabh: Jaise hi Mai Ander Gya, Koi Bola"BIG B"Aur Sab Meri Taraf Ghum Gaye

Son:Me School Nahi Jaunga.

Son:Me School Nahi Jaunga.
Mom:Kyu?
Son:Naukri Krunga.
Mom:4thclass Padhkar Kya Kaam Karoge?
Son:3rd Stndrd K Ladkiyo Ka Tution Lunga.

Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam,

Tujhey dekha to yeh jana sanam,

Tu beingha aur mein kana sanam,

ab yahan sey kahan jayen hum,

teri ankhon mein dub jayein hamein,

Ankhein teri sapney merey,dil tera yadein teree,
tera hai kya sab kuch mera jaan meri yadein meri,
Teri ankhon mein ansoon terey aagaye muskuraney laghey phir to hum,

Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?

Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?

Pathan : Chashme K Saath 75 Kgs.

Doctor : Aur Chashme K Baghair ???

Pathan: Wo Tou Mujhe Dikhta hi Nahi ... ;->

When Ur Life Is In Darkness

When Ur Life Is In Darkness

Pray To God

&

Ask 4 Relief 4rm Darkness

But

If U Prayed

&

U r Still In Darkness

Then Realize

"U''re In Karachi" ... ;->

Are U Free Now

Are U Free Now

Shall I Call U ???

Zyada Khush Mat Ho

Aise hii Kuttay Ki Awaz Sun''ne Ka Dil Ker Rha Hy

A Man Went To Department Store

A Man Went To Department Store
& Chose A Tie .
Asking The Price , He Founds Its Cost 600
He Said For That Much Money, I Cud Buy A Good Pair Of Shoes
Salesman: "But Don''t U Think Sir It Will Look
Strange Hanging Around Ur Neck" ... ;->

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