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... MaX iNsUlTz ...

* I''d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!

* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don''t Mind & You
Don''t Matter ... !!

* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!

* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!


And Now


If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand






And





Place It Over Your
Mouth ...

Because

I m Allergic To Bullshit
zindgi apni masti me jiya kr

ishq bohat buri cheez hy na kiya kr

tu apna pura dhiyaan career py mor dy

or apni sari girlfriend mare liye chor dy :-D
Meri Muskuraht Par
Aitraz Mat Kar Aey
Dost
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Tujhey Dekh Kar To
Kisi Ki Bhi Hansi nikal sakti hai
Tum Sa koi Pyara koi Masoom Nahi Hai.






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Kia Cheez ho Tum Khud Tumhain Maloom Nahi Hai.
Khoty Ki 4 Tangeen
I''m Right Na?

Ok

Ghorry Ki 4 Tangeen
I''m Right Na?

Ok

Kuttay Ki 4 Tangeen

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.

Aap Ki 2 Tangeen.
Ye baat Kuch Samajh Main Nahi Aati.
I"ve been thinking about u and me..
if we were alone how it would be..
I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..
then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!
KISS oR pass
WELLAA gUYS n This thing
U have To TELL
DO u wana Kiss THE abOVE persoN
or Just kICK hiS Butt..!!!
WELL nOW starT enJoyIng.....;->
The Moment Eternal . . . Just That And No More . . .
When Ecstasy''s Utmost We Clutch At The Core
While
Cheeks Burn, Arm Open, Eyes Shut
&
Lips Meet
I will give you one kiss to go to sleep.
I give you two kisses to dream.
I give you an endless row of kisses to,
when you wake up in the morning, think of me. ;->
kiss is the key of love,love is the lock of marriage, marriage is the box of children, children is the problem of pakistan, so plz stop kissing and save pakistan.

Kuch Iss Tarah Se Hum Tere Nazdek Aa Chuke
Khud KO Tere Wajood Ka hissa Bana Chuke
AB To Hamare Dard KI Koi Dua Kero
Hum To Tumhe APna Mashia Bana Chuke
Will you love me in December as you do in May,
Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?
When my hair has all turned gray,
Will you kiss me then and say,
That you love me in December as you do in May?"