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tuje chumne ka maza hi aur ha

tuje me chuma tere in kubsurat gulabi honton pe

tuje chumo me tera hasen mehktwe jism ko

bus tume hi chum ta jao mera is tarah mere jawani ki saal beet jaye
Assalam-O-Alaikum!

Ramazan ul mubarak k pooray mahinay main parhay janay walay wazaif

* rozana 1200 martaba kalma tayaba( pehla kalma) din bhar main kisi bhi waqt
kisi bhi namaz k baad

* aik mukamal quran pak poray mahinay main

* rozana namaz isha k baad 2 namaz toba aur 2 rakat namaz shukrana ada karain




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Assalam-O-Alaikum!

MAH-E-RAJAB-UL-MURAJJAB ka wazeefa manderja zail hai mulahiza frmaea.



1:Rozana Baad Namaz Isha 2 rakat nafal Salat-u-tuba aur 2 rakat nafal
Salat-ul-Hajat Parha Karain



2:DAILY 1200 TIMES RECITE ALLAH-US-SAMMAD (Surah Ikhlas, 30 para, 2nd Ayat)ANY
TIME & MAKE

PRAY FROM YOUR LORD THE ALMIGHTY ALLAH AZZOWAJAL.

ROZANA KSI BHE WQT 1200 MARTABA ALLAH-O-SAMMAD (Surah Ikhlas, 30 para, 2nd Ayat)
PADH KR APNAY RAB SAY DUA KRAIN INSHALLAH AZZOWAJAL DUA ZAROOR QABOOL HO GI.

Is Wazifay ki fazilat say bigray kaam ban jain gay, anay wali musibatain tal
jain gi aur hazaar ha fawaid milain gay.






See/Print Wazifa In Urdu/Arabic.
Elastic

Hansa: Praful Elastic Matlab??

Praful: Elastic Hansa . .
Apni Voh Shradha Behen Unki Beti Ela

Usko Jab Fracture Hua Tha To Voh Kya Leke Chalti Thi?

Hansa : Ela To . .

Ela -Stick Leke . . .

Ela -Stick !! Ela -Stick!!!
Hansa:Praful Culture Matlab??

Praful:Hansa..Culture . . .

Wo Aapna Mali Hai Na . . .

Hansa:Haa Jee..

Praful:To Jab To Thak Jata Hai To Uski Maa Us Se Kya Kehti The...??

Hansa:Wo Kehti The Beta Tu Thak Gaya Hai Na To Tu Kal Chad...??

Praful :Samjhi Kal _Chad . .
Mature

Hansa : Mature Matlab ?

Praful: Jab Apna Mahesh . . .

Chori Karte Hue Pakda Gaya Tha

Tab Usne Kya Kaha Tha ??

Hansa: Usne Kaha Tha . . .

Mujhe Chodd Do . . .

"MAIN CHOR NAhi HOON"

Main Chor . . .

Main Chor . . .

Mature

Acha Acha . . .
Hansa: Arre Praful, Automatically Matlab?

Praful : Hansa, Mein Batata Hu.

Dekho Jab Auto Me Jab Koi Ganji Baithi Ho To Use Kehte Hai

" AUTO ME TAKLI".
Hansa: Praful TECHNOLOGY Matlab..?

Praful: Technology Hansa

Suno, Jab Hum hiraben Ki Shaadi Mein Gaye The,

Tab hiraben Mehmaano Se Kya Keh Rahi Thi...?

Hansa: Woh Logon Se Khaana Khaane Ko Keh Rahi Thi

Aur
Keh Rahi Thi...

Khaiye Nah..

Aapne Toh Kuch Liya hi Nahi,

Lo Ji Khaiye...Take No, Lo Ji,

Take No, Lo Ji...Acccha Take-No-Lo-Ji . ..
"Doctorate"

Hansa: Yeh Doctorate Matlab Prafful??
Prafful: Doctorate Hansa
Woh Apnai Padosi Dr. Bhatt Ki Wife Aur Woh Jab Lunch Time Mai Tumhe Milte Hai To Tum Kya Kehti Ho??
Hansa: Achha Who
Hello Mrs Bhatt.. Hello Dr
Majama Nai... Khana Kha K Jana Ho...
Prafful: Ha Tab Unki Wife Tumhe Kya Kehti Hai??
Hansa: Thanku Hansa Bhabhi... But Dr Already Ate... Dr Ate... Doctorate
Hansa And Praful From Khichdi

DECIDE

Hansa : Pradul "Decide" Matlab ?
Praful : "Decide" Hansa

Vo Casettee Player Mein Hum Casettee Nahi Dalte

Usme Hota Hai Na

"A Side"

"B Side"

To

"C-Side"

"D- Side" --->

"Decide"
Hansa: Praful Increase Matlab?

Praful: Increase Hansa, Increase!

Praful: Hamara Woh Istree Wala Dhobi Tumhari Saadi Ko Iron Karte Waqt Kya Kehta Hai?

Hansa: Kehta Hai Ke Bhabhi Ji, Yeh Crease To Main Nikal Doonga,

Lekin In Crease Ke Liye Mujhe Do Baar Istree Karni Padegi!

In Crease Ke Liye Do Baar . . .

Oho Increase! Samajh Gayi . .
Alphabet

Hansa: Praful Alphabet Matlab

Praful: Alphabet Hansa,

Local Train Mein Safar Karte Hoye Maasi Jaise hi Koi

Seat Khali Dekhti Hai To Wo Apni Beti Alpha Se Kya Kehti Hai?

Hansa: Alpha Beth Seat Pe,Alpha Beth,


Acha Toh Yeh Alphabet