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1 RUPIYA DE DE

BhiKAARI: 1 RUPIYA DE DE, MAIN NE 3 DIN SE KHAANA NAhiN KHAAYEA HAI,
MEMON: 100 RUPE DOON GA PEHLE YEH BATA 1 RUPIYE ME KHAANA KAHAN MILTA HAI???

Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parh

Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho. . .

HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW

Jaldi Parhne Ko Kaha Tha . . .Kuttay Ki Terha Bhonkne Ko Nahi . . . :p

A BOY on DATE

A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I''m already married.
Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai.

Agar Aap se koi

Agar Aap se koi kahe k

U r

"GOOD LOOKING"

"SMART"

Or

"GENIOUS"

"To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna

February ke mahine mein April FOOL ?

Police constable 2

Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo

Vodafone walon

Vodafone walon ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa,
aur ab woh bandar se ad karvana chahte hain!
Tujhe meri dosti kasam

tuuuuu nahi jayega!

Hello, this is GOD

Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
you are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

Dil Se Dilalgi

Dil Se Dilalgi Hum Kia Nahi Krte

Ye Dil Hum Kisi Ko Dia Nahi Krte

Pasand Aa Gya Pagal Pan Aapka

Wrna Har Pagal Ko Hum Sms Kia Nahi Krte ;-

Kia Tum Ud

Kia Tum Ud Sakte Ho ?

Kia Sitaare Tod Sakte Ho ?

Pathar Ko Heera Bana Sakte Ho ?

Nahi Na ! ! !

Beta Sirf Shakal Bandar Jesi Hone Se
Koi Hanumaan Nahi Ban Jata

Teri yAad se 1

Teri yAad se 1 Lamha nahi hai khali
Tu phool hai GARDEN ka hum uske hain maali.
Tumhe chaye ka shoq hai aur hum hain pyali.
Tu paer hai khajur ka main hon daali.
Dekha kitni mohabbat hai puri nazam banali
Mujhe malum hai apki koi to majburi hogi
Jo aap ne itne kam peson mein Apni Izzat LOotwali............ ;->

Hi hw r u

hi hw r u..
R u free this Sunday? Can u come with us 2 Lshore @ 9am?

Coz Sunday we r opening a new branch of

ZOO. We got all the animals except u

Hi, How r u

hi, How r u?
Are u free Tomorrow?
Can u come to me, Bcoz Tomorow we r Opening a New

"MENTAL HOSPITAL"
Admission Free, Special offer 4 u... ;->

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