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Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.
-The sooner the better.
-Jaldi ka kaam Sheitaan ka hota hai.

-Talk of the Devil and the Devil is here.
-Bari lambi umar hai,abhi tumhari baat kar rahay thay.

-Absence makes a heart go fonder.
-Nazar se ojhal ..dil se ojhal

-Fight for your rights.
-Sbar ka phal metha hota hai.

-As wise as an Owl.
-Bewakuf, Ullo ka patha :p:D
Qissy Meri Wehshat K Jo MarQoom Hain Saary

Aa Daikh Tere Naam Se Mansoob Hain Saary


Bus is Liye Her Kaam Adhoora hi Para Hai

Khaadim Bi Meri Quom K Makhdoom Hain Saary


Her Jurm Meri Zaat Se Mansoob Hua Hai

Keya Mere Siwa Shehr Me Masoom Hain Saary


Ab Kon Mere Pa'on Ki Zanjeer Ko Kholy

Haakim Meri Basti K Bi Mehkoom Hain Saary


Shayd Ye Zarf Hai K Jo Khamosh Hoon Ab Tak

Warna To Tere Aaib Bi
Maloom Hain Saare
''A punjabi women talking in english to a Docter About Sick Child
my Kaka is ill ek Week Da,
Na eat da,na Sleep da,
Bs weep Da teh Cheekh da,
nl nak v leak da
Ehsas to kar in jazbon ka,tu hay masroof beshek lekin

Jeena bhi mujey dushwar itna to nazer andaz na kar
Mareez: Docter shahib yeh Dawa to kahin se nye mil rahe
Dr Gul Khan:Oooo ho...... dawai likhna to hum bhol gaya yeh to hamara signature hai
When a Guy does Something Wrong...

Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Girl : I can't believe you did this.
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/


When a Girl does Something Wrong...

Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident... I didn't mean to..!!
Boy : I can't believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I'm Sorry.. !! :/ :/ :/
Kantey bahrey raston par ap ka kon sath de gaaa
Ami\Abo
Sister\Brother
Wife\Husband

Sirf o sirf ap ki Chappal
A silent Massege By
Feeqa Mochi...
Nighahen raasta dekhain tumhara lot aao na,
tumharey bina nahi hota guzara lot aao na,
bichar k yar tujh se zindagi pal pal tarapti hey,
k tum bin ab nahi jeena gawara lot aao na,
mujhey dar hai k in tanha'aeyon mey toot jaoon na,
hey bus teri mohabat ka sahara lot aao na,
tum he to zindagi ho piyar ho dunya hamari ho,
siwa terey nahi koi hamara lot aao na.
sooraj ki pehli kiran khushi dey aapko
doosri kiran hansi dey aapko
teesri kaamyabi dey aapko
chothi tandrusti dey aapko
itna kaafi hai warna garmi lagey gi aapko.
GOOD MORNING
Ae Chashm-e-yaar ab na yaad, na nafrat, na ehsaas....!!
Kya hm kisi salook kay kaabil nai rahey....!!
A paper cut and lemon juice, pizza and heartburn, you and me, are just a few things that aren’t supposed to go together but usually end up that way. Happy Anniversary!’