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Purani Kahawat hai ke,

Sonay ke time Tension ko saath le ker nahi sona chaiye.

Lekin phir bhi Log pata nahi kiu??

Apni Biwi ko apne saath le ker sotay hein.???
1 choohay ko agar 1 bille se love
ho jaye tou wo kon sa gaana gaey ga?
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Very simple

Billo rani…

Kaho tou abhi jaan day doon.
KFC New Prices.

Piza @Rs.200
Chicken @Rs.150
Burger @Rs.100
Pepsi @Rs.50

Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.
Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.
Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?

Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena
Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..
Usne rat k andhere me
mere hath ki hatheli pe
likha tha apni ungli se
Muje Pyar H Tmse
Jane kesi syahi thi wo
k mitati b nai or dikhti b nhi
Waqt Badalta Hai Zindagi Ke Sath Zindagi Badalti Hai Mohabbat Ke Sath Mohabbat Nahi Badalti Apno Ke Sath Bas Apne Badal Jate Hain Waqt Ke Sath,
hijar Tara ab Doob Chala Hai Dhalny Lagi Hai Raat WaSi
Qatra Qatra Baras Rahi Hai Ashkon Ki Barsat WaSi

Tere Baad Yeh Dunya Walay Mujh Ko Pagal Kar Dain Ge
Khushbu Ke Dais Main Mujh Ko Le Chal Apnay Sath WaSi
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Yun hi Chup Ki Mohar Laga Kar Kab Tak Gum Sum Betho Ge
Khamoshi Se Dam Ghut’ta Hai Cheyro Koi Baat WaSi

Aaj tO Us Ka Chehra B Kuch Badla Badla Lagta Hai
Mosam Dadla Dunya Badli Badal Gaye Halaat WaSi

Mere Ghar Khushbu Ka Yeh Raqs Usi Ke Dam Se Hai
Us Ke Sath Chali Jaye Gi Phulon Ki Baraat WaSi

Chor Wasi Ab Us Ki Yadein Tujh Ko Pagal Kar Dain Gi
To Qatra Hai Wo Darya Hai Dekh Apni Auqaat WaSi….!!!!
I’ll be ur 1st nd u’ll be my last.
My world,my everything, till my time
has past.
I will always LUV u until the end of
time..
MujhE AadaT Nahi HaR aeK pE mAr
MitNe Ki
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~> ayE DostO
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uSmE bAaT hi KuCh Aesi thi Ke DiLnE SocHnE ki Bhi MoHLaT Na Di.
PyAr Se ChaHe ArMaaN MaaNg Lo
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RuThkar ChAhe MuSkAan MaaNg Lo
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Bus TaMaNna Yeh Hai Ki Na DeNa
Kabhi DhoKha /
Fir HaNskar ChAhe JAAN MAaNg Lo.