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Good morning

Good morning.
“Subah ka ujaala sadaa saath ho,
“Har din har pal apke liye khaas ho,
“Dil se duaa nikalti hai aapke liye,
“Saari khushiyaa aapke paas ho.

Application

FEes Maafi ki Application
To
The principal'
high school.
Sir,
seedhi baat ye hai ka meray abu ne
mujhy Fees Ka liya 1200 rupay diye thay,
500 ki dosto ka sath film dekh li.
250 ki pepsi aur burgers khaa liya.
150 ka girl friend ko easy load krwa diya.
300 science vali miss per shart har gaya.
Me smjta tha ka unka sirf math walesir ka sath chakar hai,
par unka ka to aap ka sath bhi chakar hai.
Ab ap ka pas2 hi rastay hainsir jee meri fees mauf ya phr ap ka
raaz faash
shukriya.

Urdu poetry

"kaisa waqt a gaya hai osei fursat he
nahi mujhei yad karne ki
.
.
kabhi wohi shakhs meri hi sansoon se jiya krta tha"

Hitler

hitler,s Formula:
"Tomorrow" will come daily...
But "Today" will come today only...!

So finish your Today,s work today...
and be free tomorrow.

Excellent words

Excellent Words by Dr.Abdul Qadeer>.
"Dream is not What you see in Sleep..
Dream is the thing which does not allow you to sleep.

Dunia me khobsorat dil ki talash karo

Dunia main khobsorat dil ki talas karochehray ki nahi
kion ka khobsorat chehray to bohat hain lekin
khobsorat dil bohat kam hain.

True guidance

"True guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest.
it does,nt show every think at once but gives enough light for the next step to be safe"

women never understand

Doctor implanted a new ear to a man.
Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: it makes no difference.
Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.

Bachi chalak nikali

Boy: Darling, tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe?
Girl: idhar udhar Q likhty ho.. agar sacha piyar kirty ho to apni property papers pe likh do.

Oye teri larkian kitni chalak hogye hn star plus dekh ker

Don't judge people too early

A 24 year old boy seeing out 4rm train's window shouted.

Dad, look the trees r going behin!

Dad smiled nd a young couple sitting nearby looked at the 24 year old's childish behavior with pity.
suddenly he again exclaimed

"dad look the clouds r running with us!"
the couple couldn't resist and said to the old man.
"why don't you take ur son to a good Doctor??"
the old man smiled and said "I did nd we are just coming 4rm hospital. my son was blind 4rm birth he just got his eyes today"

MOral: Every single person on the planet has a story' don't judge people be4 u know them. the truth might surprise u.

miss

Har aahat ehsas hamara Dilaegi,
har hawa qissa hamara sunaegi,
Hum itni yaade bhar denge aap k Dil me,
na chahte hue bhi aap ko yaad hamari aaegi.
I miss u, do u?

love you

i Don't Need Someone Who
"Sees Only Good Things In Me!"

But

I Do Need Someone Who
"Knows About The Bad Things
In Me N And Still Wants To
Spend The Whole Life With Me!"

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