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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.
A : u r Active
B : u r Best
C : u r Cute
D : u r my Dearest
E : u r Excelant
F : u r alwayz First
G : u r Great
Sorry cant lie till Z…
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.


Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.


A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
i have lost everything
and
i still have my wife…”
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WiSE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RiGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! i will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!
i just feel u….

Whenever i feel u….
i just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
i just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

it’s juts because …………


Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay:)
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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A white horse fell in the mud
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam