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A Teacher lecturing on population –

A Teacher lecturing on population –
in india after Every 10 sec a
woman gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up-
we must find & stop her!.

Sardar : S

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

Sardarji opens his lunch box

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

Sardar: Doctor help me

Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.

Sardarji is not sleeping

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

What a pair of strange socks

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
i’ve got another pair of the same at home.

A sardarji went to a

A sardarji went to a
STD/iSD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

Interviewer asked sardarji:

interviewer asked sardarji:
Which are the 2 latest versions of java?

Sardarji: Marjava & Mitjava

Sardar’s Leave application

Sardar’s Leave application

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.

2 Sardars lookin

2 Sardars lookin at an Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case hai.

Sardar2: Aaho,
truck number bhi likha hay, BC-1760

Do U know why a sardar ji kept

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.

Question: Why did 18 Sardars

Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

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