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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Husband to a newly wed wife!

Husband to a newly wed wife!
i could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,
police station me complain dijiyee.
Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare
kuch samajh nahin aa raha

Message of the year:-

Message of the year:-
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

A recently fired

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
i have lost everything
and
i still have my wife…”

Difference between

Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

Wife: yesterday

Wife: yesterday-night i saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, i saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

M: My lovely wife.

M: My lovely wife.
i: is i am wrong in my sms?
S: Sex is not only thing in the life.
S: See, we have everything in our life you, me & our kids & good salaries and home also.

Y: You are everyting to me, my life my wife my jaan.
O: Our life is just a good enough for us. Alhumdullah.
U: U are the lucky one in my world… gave me our sweet family.

LOVE YOU!

Nobody teaches

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DiSASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

You know why women

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

When u feel depressed

When u feel depressed, confused or hurt.
Don’t worry stand in front of a mirror,
u will find the best one to solve your problem.
TRUST YOURSELF.

Every night we go to bed,

Every night we go to bed,
we have no assurance to get up alive the next morning
but still we have plans for the coming day
.
.
.
that’s Hope..!!!

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