Police:instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOViE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
i want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CiNEMA
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When i am sick i kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Breaking News
ATM @ Gulshan-e-iqbal is Jammed &
Not in Working Condition
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Sardar’s Wife Put Hair pin in Machine
When it Said”, Enter Ur PiN” ;)
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so i made it alright”
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler
