An old man tottered
into a lawyer''s off
ice and asked for help
in arrang
ing a d
ivorce. "A d
ivorce?" asked the unbel
iev
ing lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"
"
i''m e
ighty-four, " answered the old man.
"E
ighty-four! And how old
is your w
ife?"
"My w
ife
is e
ighty-one. "
"My, my," sa
id the lawyer, "And how long have you been marr
ied?"
"Next September we w
ill complete s
ixty-two years."
"Marr
ied for s
ixty-two years?! Why would you want a d
ivorce now?"
"Because," the man answered calmly, "enough
is enough."
