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Agr dil ka nam Anda(egg)Hta tou films k nam is trha hoty,


Ye Anda apka hua,


Hum Anda de chuky snam,


Hum apke Andy main rehty hain,


Andy waly dulhnya ly jain gy
Dost dousre se:"Tumhari apni B.V se laraei kis tarha khatam howi ?"

2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"

1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia kaha.


2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->
Yeh 1 naya $m$ hai. Market mei B nhi aya abi tk
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COMiNG SOON!


jab market mein nahi aya tu phir ap k pas kaisay aye ga:-)
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Msg nhi karty ho nalo tmhare mob ki screen py susu krdya jo ker sakta ho kerlo
How Paki''s professors speak English:
*don’t dare talk in front of my back!
*both of u three get out of the class!
*y r u so late……say yes or no!
*take 5cm wire of length!!
*all of u stand in a straight circle!
*quiet…..the principal jst passed away!
*i hav 2 daughters both of them are girls.........
Bhagwan to Man:BOL KiA CHAHiYE?
Man:MERi SHAADi AiSH SE KARA DO.
Bhagwan:USKi 1 SAARi 1 LAC Ki HAi,KHARCHA UTHA PAYEGA?
Man:KOi Solution????
Bhagwan:MALLiKA SE KAR LE………
Bhagwan to Man:BOL KiA CHAHiYE?
Man:MERi SHAADi AiSH SE KARA DO.
Bhagwan:USKi 1 SAARi 1 LAC Ki HAi,KHARCHA UTHA PAYEGA?
Man:KOi Solution????
Bhagwan:MALLiKA SE KAR LE………
Bhagwan to Man:BOL KiA CHAHiYE?
Man:MERi SHAADi AiSH SE KARA DO.
Bhagwan:USKi 1 SAARi 1 LAC Ki HAi,KHARCHA UTHA PAYEGA?
Man:KOi Solution????
Bhagwan:MALLiKA SE KAR LE………
Wife:

india jao to saarhee bhejna,

Dubai jao to jewelry,

France jao to perfume!!


Husband ne jal ke kaha,

Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?


Wife:

APNi ViDEO
Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?

is duniya me kitno k NiKAH ho gayeKya naseeb mai apnesirf NiKAH k CHUWARAY rehenge?
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, i''m already married
Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu
Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main
Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..

tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun
tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..

tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu
shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..

itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu
tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..