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The World Thinnest Book, Has Only 1 Word Written in it....... "EveryThing"
& The Book is Tittled By
"WhaT WoMeN WaNt"........... ;)
Small Things Can Hurt A Lot....................
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Example......................
U Can Sit On A Mountain But Not On A Pin........ ;->
Na Hawa Na Maya hai,

Ehsas tumhi Ka Aya Hai,

Humein Bhi Msg Kar K Dekh Lo,

COMPANY ne Yeh Mobile Sirf Tumharay GiRL FRiEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.....
1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.

2nd Friend : Really?

1st Friend : Yes. Until i married her i didnt believe in hell.
PHATAN 14 AUG ko kabrustan me kabrain khud rha tha 1 admi ne pocha khan sb kya kr rahe ho, Khan bola wo yara aj azadi ka din ha to hum in ko azad kar raha ha
A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby''s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.
A Gorgeous Girl Walks up 2 profesor'' cabin & Says : i Wil do anything 2 pass the Exam.Prof: Anything?Girl : yaProf: ??Girl: yesProf: Then go & Study

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Ther jao.Abhi tumhari MAMA ko batata ho.
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,

U Know Y?

WhenEver U Face Any Problem

Just C Ur Pic

& Say 3 Times

"if i Can FaceThis,

i Can Face AnyThing."
Shaadion Main Khaana Khaane K 2 Golden Rules..........

Rule # 1:
Pehli Baar is Terha Khao K Doosri Baar Mile Ga Nahi

Rule # 2:
Doosri Baar is Terha Khao k Pehli Baar khaya Nahi.....
Who Played The Double Role in Film "Sholay"........?
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Think
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Film Tou dekhi ho gi
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Nahi Pata
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King George
Aray Wohi Jo Amitabh K Coin k Dono Side Pe Tha....... :)