Rabr
i Dev
i d
ied and went to heaven (Don''t Laugh).
As she stood
in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks beh
ind.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?" Yamraj answered, "Those are L
ieClocks.
Everyone on Earth has a L
ieClock.Every t
ime you l
ie, the hands on your clock w
ill move."
"Oh," sa
id Rabr
i, "Who''s clock
is that?"That''s Gautam Buddha''s.
The hands have never moved
ind
icat
ing that he never told a l
ie.
"And whose clock
is that? "That''s Abraham L
incoln''s clock.
The hands have only moved tw
ice, tell
ing us that Abraham only told 2 l
ies
in h
is ent
ire l
ife."
Rabr
i asked, "Where''s my Laloo''s clock?"
Laloo"s clock
is
in my off
ice", repl
ied yamraj, "
i''m us
ing
it as a ce
il
ing fan.
