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kg vs u uni

KG vs UNi*
*k.G=pencil,rubber, sharpener, scale.......
*UNi:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)
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*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma'am may i come....
*UNi:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se bhr:-P
*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy.....
*UNi: yar aik paper to phar k dae :-D
*K.G: clas tst me star.....
*UNi:Full mOOn hi naseeb h0ta hy yar

girlfrnd

Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!

Husband Allah ne tumhain2 ankhain di hain

Husband: Allah ne tumhain
2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal
sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32
dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!

Subha shaam teri Yaad aave hai

Subha shaam teri Yaad
aave hai,
Sari sari raat jagavey hai,
Karne ko to kar lu call
tujhe,
Per kambakhat customer service ki larki balance low
batavey hai,

Shoaib Akhtar NeHarbhajan Ko Ye Keh

Shoaib Akhtar Ne
Harbhajan Ko Ye Keh Kr
Chup Kra Diya "FARAZ"
Keh "Chal Chal" Hum Ne Yeh
Pehla Match Sania Ki Wajah
Se Gift Kr Diya.

Hum to england me chanda jama ker rahay they

Hum to england me chanda
jama ker rahay they
Faraz
unhon nay to match fixing
ka ilzaam laga dia:)

Hont

Hont jab Hont se milte hain to kya hota hai ?
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Socho....
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Tauba Tauba kitna burra sochte ho.....
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Moo band hota hai aur kya ?

Jab inko hosh aa jaye.....

Ek Sardar kareley lene gaya,
Sabzi wala karelon pe pani chhirak raha tha.
Jab kaafi dair huwi to Sardar ghusse se bola:
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Jab inko hosh aa jaye to ek kilo tol lena.

Latest Versions of Java

Computer teacher to sardar:What are the three latest versions of java ?

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MarJava,MitJava,LutJava...

Songs Download karane hein

Sardar:Mobile mein kich songs download karwane hein.

Dukandar:Memory Card hai ?

Sardar:Shanakhti Card hai wo chalega ?
Memory Card abhi tak nahi banwaya.

Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.

Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.

Maths Teacher Asks

Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are 2,4,10,17?
The Boy Replies
They Are HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO... ;->

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