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Kajra Re"


if Amitabh Bchan Make Grand Father
Then Wht He Wud Say 2 His Nephew?

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"Rishtay Me To Hm Tumharay Baap Ha¡N,Naam Hai Hamara Shanshah"
Just Say 3 Wordz & W¡N A Black Coat. .No Wait No Draw,
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Go Musharaf Go


4 More Detail Visit Da
"Long March"
Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,

UnSy iLtimAs hai
K jAwAbi sMs
LAzmi irsAAL karein,

JAwAb MosuL nA honay ki SurAt mein sMs ki frAhmi,

MunqAtA krdi jAygi

ShukriyA
Father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
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Søn:Yes Papa . .!

Father:Wht?

Son:Kitab Kholna. .
Duniya Ki Sabse Slippery City Kaun Si Hai???

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Ohoooooo...

its Greece.
First Guy (Proudly) : "My Wife''s An Angel!"



Second Guy : "You''re Lucky, Mine''s Still Alive."
Meri GiRl FriEnd hai MotTi ch3hRA Hai uSKA chOKOR;


"BOLAY TO"


Sali Ek dUM . . .!"


1 2 ka 4


1 2 ka 4
duniya mein sab sey aasaan kaam


















koi nahee hai.Dekha sms pardna b barda Mushkil hai.
ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,




arrey aaj to yaad na aa, k aaj itwar hai
agar koi mera naam poochey to mein naam tera bataoon gha,
agar koi mera naam poochey to mein naam tera bataoon gha,



khud kar k ultey kaam mar tujhe pardwayoun gha
Aam logon ko bewaqoof bananein k boht saarey tareeqey hotey hein laikin kya app ko pata hai k Sardaron ko Bewaqoof bananye ka koi tareeqa naheen!


Wajah mein batata hoon,

"kyun k wo to pehley sey hee hotey hein"
Height Oif Relationship ...


1 Larka Gadhe K Saamne Gir Gaya

1 Larki Ne Dekha Tou Boli :

"Apne Barey Bhai K Paaon Chuu rahe Ho"

Larka Bola :














G Bhabi ... ;->