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Chocolaty N Crunchy Outside.....Creamy N Whitish inside... Guess Wat it is?






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COCKROACH!!!!
Aya Na Munh Me Pani?
Principal 2 Students:

U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.

Students:

impossible Sir!

College is Only For 6 Hours!
Teacher: Did You Father Help

You With Your Homework?


Student: No,


He Did it All By Himself
Umair Taklu He
Phir Bhi Roz Saloon Jata Hai,
Why ???



Pata Nhi ??







Kyu Ki, Saloon Umair Ka Hai..
Son:i Wana Tel U Something

Father:its Not Gud 2 Talk When Eating

(Aftr Eatng)

Father : Now Tell Me.

Son : There Was A Cockroach in Ur Food
Hi
Agr Aap Dunya Mein Kamyabi Hasil Krna Chahty Hyn

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Mehnat Kren, Button Dabany Se Kuch Nhi Hota ;->
Why Pakistani Girls Are Not in Sport?


Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc


Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
Boys....
Why Pakistani Girls Are Not in Sport?


Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc


Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
Boys....
1 Pathan Or American Dinner Me

Paaye Kha Rahe The,

American K Hath Me Bakri Ki Zaban A Gai ,

American Bola What S This?

Pathan Bola " This is Language"
Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,

(Wa Wa)



Repet Once Again






Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai

"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,
Ladkiya Burkha Pahanti

Hai Chehra Chupane Ke Liye,

(Wa Wa)



Repet Once Again






Do Aankhe Khuli Rakti Hai

"LADKO" Ko Patane Ke Liye,
Science Teachr: GiRLS Can U

Tel Me Wer is Ur Heart Exactly?

All GiRLS Shouted Loudly,

Hamara Dil To "hAmmY" K Pas He
Mam.!
..Silly GiRLS..!