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Doctor! i Have A Serious Problem,

i Can Never Remember

What i Just Said.


When Did You

First Notice This Problem?


What Problem?
if Ur World is Spinin Around...
N Ur Heart is Beating Fast..




Do U Think its Luv?



Na Muna...
its Called Heart Attack!
What Did The Fish Say When He Hit A Concrete Wall?

















Dam!
:-(
1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!
A Nurse Fell in Luv With

A Doctor But D Nurse

Spent Most Of D

Time in D Medical Store Y?

Only D Medical Boy

Could Read

Doctor''s Luv Letter!
Can You Tell Me How 1+1=11





















Because it Was

Said By Govinda

in Film Ek Aur Ek Gyara
Principal: Y R U LATE?

Ur Classmates Came

2gether On Time.

Student: Sir,

Sheeps Always

Come Together.

But Lion Always Comes ALONE
if U Need Original Tigers

Nail For Ur Chain Locket

Contact Me immediately








Bcos M Cuttin

My Nails 2moro.

Booking Close Today
if U Need Original Tigers

Nail For Ur Chain Locket

Contact Me immediately








Bcos M Cuttin

My Nails 2moro.

Booking Close Today
Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??





2negroes Wearin Black Suit

Standin infront F A White Wal

N Asking 4

a Color Phtograph
Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??





2negroes Wearin Black Suit

Standin infront F A White Wal

N Asking 4

a Color Phtograph
Do U Know My Love Story..






















iNTERVAL















The End!!
Full Of Suspense!!