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Education Is Incomplete

Education is incomplete Without 5 B''s
B - Bikes.

B - Beers.

B - Babes.

B - Bunks And The Most important.

B - Backlogs.

A HINDI Teacher

A HiNDi Teacher Once Said in Her Class:

"Open The Doors Of

The Window And

Let The Atmosphere Come in"

Before U

Before U
Judge A Person,
Walk A Mile in
His Shoes..

After That,
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Who Cares?

He''s A Mile Away & The Shoes R Yours!!
Take & Run..

Why Does Adnan Sami

Why Does Adnan Sami Sing Gila Gila Gila???

Think?

Think?

Think?

Bcoz No Huggies Pampers Available in Elephent Size. .

A Man Can Be Happy

A Man Can Be Happy Wid Any Woman . . .

As Long As

He Does Not Love Her . . . ;->

Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Aae Rut Mastani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Beet Jae Zindagani Kab Aaegi Tu,

Chali Aa Chali Aa
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.
Oye i Am Talking
Abt Electricity!

Raheem: (Baap)

Raheem: (Baap) Se Abu Mjhe Moter

Cycle Le Kr Dain,

Baap Allah Ne Tangain Kis Lye Di Hain,

Raheem Ek Gaier Lagane

K Lye Or Dosri Break Lagane K Lye....! ;->

Hum Nay Ic Darr Se Vedio

Hum Nay ic Darr Se Vedio Game Hi Khailna Chor Di "hAmY"

K Achanak Lite Chali Gai To Rupaiya Zaya Hoga

Things In

Things in
Boys Room B4 Marrge-
Parfums,
Luv Lettrs,
Gifts,
F''shp Bands,
Cards,
Snaps.

After Marrge-
Painkilers,
Loan Paprs
Unpaid Bills

Raat Me Jab Sare Log

Raat Me Jab Sare Log So Jate Hai Per Ali Nahi Sota Hai Wo Jagta Rehta Hai..

Kyu Jagta Rehta Hai

Bolo Kyu???

Are Wo Wacth Man Hai

Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?

Teacher: Paani Ke Bina Hum Kaise Marenge?

Student: Paani Nahi Toh

Hum Swim Kaise Karenge

Aur Swim Nahi

Kiya Toh Doob Jayenge...

Love Is An Illusion..

Love is An illusion..

its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People...

People Wid Strong Hearts Belive in

Flirting...!! ;-)

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