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Toffee Chabayi Nahi Jati

To Chocolate Kha Liya Karo !!

Aur Ladki Patayi Nahi Jati

To Behan Bana Liya Karo !!

Dhamaka
Sale

Buy Pakistan Get Kashmir Free!

50% Discount 4

Usa, Saudia & Uk.

Plz Contact Asif Ali Zardari

Commission 10%

Website!

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AiSi kN sI cHeEz HaI J

AiSi kN si cHeEz Hai Jo iNsAn pAni Mai khA sAktA Hai

SoCho

s0cHo

siMpLe

JaN|x

GoOatA . . . ;->

TeAcHeR:

TeAcHeR:
bAtAo sAaL Mai kitNe MoSaM HotE Hain

StUdEnT:
4 MoSaM

TeAcHeR:
koN koNsE

StUdEnT
1.HaRtAl
2.ElEcTi0n
3.ExAmS
4.HaNgAmAy

Pakistan Dunya Ka Sab

Pakistan Dunya Ka Sab Se Khatam Tareen Mulk Hai.
1)Aata Khatam.
2)Bijli Khatam.
3)Cheeni Khatam.
4)Waade Khatam.
5)ittehad Khatam.
6)Bachiyan 1 Dm Khatam.
7)Banday Mr Mr K Khatam Ya Phr Maar Maar K Khatam.
Aur Sab Se Bari Baat....
Ab To FARAZ Bhi Khatam . . . ;->

bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN

bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN bUdHe k pAoN NeChAy AtA Hai.
bUdHa: S:orRy

LaRki: Get Lost!
tHoRi dAiR bAd uSka pAoN Aik LarkAy k pAoN nEeChAy Ata Hai

Larka: S:orRy

Larki:its Alright

bUdHa:Na te! Mere sOrRy dE sPeLLiNg GaLat si ?? ..'';->''

bUs Mai Larki ka pAoN

Aapki Or Apki Poori

Aapki Or Apki Poori Family Ki Next Week Hamare Ghar Aftari Hy,
Ghar Waley To Mana Kar Rahey They K,
Aata, Chawal, G0shat Sub Mehenga Hogaya Hy,
Magar
Meine Kaha K Aane Wala Apna Rizq 7 Le Kr Aata Hy,
Lihaza Ap Apna Aftari Ka Smaan 7 Le Kr Aana,
Waise,
Hum Log BiRYANi Sh0q Sy Khatay Hain
OK
"Aana Zar0or"

Nayi-Nayi Shadi Thi Naya Tha Zamana

Nayi-Nayi Shadi Thi
Naya Tha Zamana
Dulha Bechain Tha
Sun-Ne Ko Gana
Dulhan Ne Shuru Kiya
Gana

"Bhaiya Mere Rakhi Ke Bandhan Ko Nibana"

Real Fact Of D Millenium.

Real Fact Of D Millenium.

"Whnevr U Throw A Stone in The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,

it''ll Surely Hit..

A Dog

Or

N ENGiNEER." :-)

Real Fact Of D Millenium.

Real Fact Of D Millenium.

"Whnevr U Throw A Stone in The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,

it''ll Surely Hit..

A Dog

Or

N ENGiNEER." :-)

Musharaf kay janay

Musharaf kay janay kay baad ye dil ki dua hai Faraz...

Zardari ko phanti lagay Altaf kay sath

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