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There Are
3 Kinds Of Men
Who Do Not Understand
Women ...

1 - Young

2 - Old

And

3 - Middle Aged ... ;->

The Company Of
Gud Ppl is Like The Shop
Of Perfume
Wethr U Have Bought
Or Not
U''ll Receive A Lot Of Gud
Fragnance

So Dun Lose Me ... ;->

Jo Shaks Ramzan Mein

Jo Shaks Ramzan Mein
Galyo''n Or Raston Se
Guzrte Huey in Kalmat
Ka Wird Kasrat Se Karega
Allah Us Ko Maal-a-Maal Kr Dega

"ALLAH K Naam Pe De De Baba" ;->

FuNnY fAcT ...

FuNnY fAcT ...

ThE pEoPlE

WhO wAnT qUiEt

ArE aLwAyZ

ThE lOuDeSt

GeTtinG

eVeRyOnE eLsE tO

sHuT uP ...

isN''t it ... ;->

Child:Chacha

Child:Chacha Jan Plz Close Ur Eyz
Chacha(Surprised):Y?
Whts New?
Child:Mom Sayz,When Ur Chacha

Will Close Their Eyes

We"Ll Find Allot Of Wealth

Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,

Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,

Sorry Yar Tmhre

Hise Ka Roza Mai

B Tou Ni Rakh Skta..;->:-|

1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa

1 ShEiKh K GhAr PaThAn GaYa

ShEiKh: PaThAn sE BhAi

TaKlEf Na KaRe BaTyE

ChAi ChAli Gi Ya ThAnDa ?

PaThAn: is Mai TaKlEf Ki

KiA BaT Hai, ChAi BuNnE

TaK ThAnDa Hi SaHe . . . . :-P;->

BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK

BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK

PaRtHe RaHe ThE?

BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn

11 BaJe ToU LiGhT GaYe Thi,

BeTa: MoSmYaT Se Mai PaRhNe

Mai itNa MaGaN ThA

K LiGhT JaNe Ka

PaTa Hi NaHe ChAlA . . . ;->

BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ

BoOk SaLeS MaN:TuM HaR RoZ

KiTaBiEn UlAt PuLaT KaR K ChAlE JaTe Ho,

MaGaR AaJ TaK TuM AiK Bhi

KiTaB NaHe Le KaR GaYe

LaRkA:JaNaB Mai ToU HaR

RoZ 1,Ya 2 KiTbieN Le JaTa Ho Ab

ApP Ko PaTa NaHe

ChAlTa ToU Mai KiA KaRo . . . :-P;->

Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua

Teacher:Agr Koi insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua

Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho Gi?

Student:Pehlay Ye To Btain K

Ye insan Orat Hai Ya Mard?

Acha To Ab Ap Ki B

Acha To Ab Ap Ki B.V Ap Se Bilkul Nahi Jhagrti?

G Haan Bilkul Nahi. . . .!!

"Lekin Ye KesAy Mumkin Hai?"

"Uski Death Ho Gai Hai Hai"

Thak Thak. G Kon?

Thak
Thak
Thak.
G Kon?
Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain?
Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain.
Acha..!!
Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?"
Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,
Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain"

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