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i Know
U R Sweet
U R Caring
U R Artist
U R Kind
U R intelligent
U R Attractive
U R Smart

BUT. .
Thorra Aur iMPROVE Karo Tabhi MERE Jaisey Ban Sakte Ho:-
"GAREEB DOST HAKOMAT"

Ab aATA Ameer hi Nahi Gareebon Ki pUhanch Me Bhi dastiaab hAi.
_____
! Aa !
!_ta_ !


Aata Ab Saashay Pack Me Bhi dAstiaAb hAi.
Piaas Lage To Pani Mat Peena " pApPu" . . .






Q K Sirf Sprite Bujhaye Piaas Baqi All Bakwaas . . . ;->
BREAKiNG NEWS

HukumAt ne AiLAan kiA hy 2009 - 2010 mE NAe ShAdi ShudA Jorey BijLi pedA kAreige.

Kiun k

Mulk mE BijLi ki kAmi hAi

BAcho ki nAhi . . :p ;->
Golden Words.:

" A Man Who is Behind Cigratte, Drugs, Alcohol,

is More Safe Then

A Man Who is Behind A Girl.."
1Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rai Thi,
Jab Uski Dulhan Phero K Waqt Uske Pas

Akar Baiti To Wo Bola

Thoda Pas Ho K Baith,

1Sawari Aur Bait Skti He.
You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife,
U Can Control Ur Emotion But Not Ur


"`Loose Motion`"
in Akho Se Spne Churaya N Kro

Hmari DOSTi Ko Azmya N Kro

Tmare 1sms K Badle 100Cal Krdu

Pr,Shart Y He K
Tm Phone Uthaya N Kro*
Dil CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paaoge


Wah Wah


DiL CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paoge

Q Ki
Dard To Mere SiR Me He..
JASHN-E-AZADi MUBARAK

After 03 Days


,

.
Nhi smjhe?




03 Din Baad Aap AZAD Hojayenge



Phr 11 Mahine ki AZADi

So,

in advance,

"AZADi MUBARAK" ;->
Teacher: Hero Bhadur Hota Hai, Heroin

Khubsurat Hoti Hai, Tum Kia Banna Chahtey Ho?

Bhadur Ya Khubsurat?

Student: Dono, Yani..




"Heroinchi"
Warning:

Kamzor Dil K Hazraat Ye Msg Na Parhen>
Ek Princess Elan Krti Hy
''Jo Admi 3 Glass Thook Piyega Me Us Se Shadi Krongi''

1 Pathan Bola Me Piyonga
Wo 2 Glass P Kr Ruk Jata Hy
Princess Khti Hy
''Q?

Haar Gaye Kya?''
Pathan Bola
''Nahi..

Balgham Chaba Rha Hoon''


Aakh Thoo