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Arz kiyA hAi . . .

ZindAgi nE diyE bAhot sE sitAM




WAh WAh







ZindAgi nE diyE bAhot sE SitAM








wAh wAh




KhudA ki KAsAM
EiD khAtAm... :d ;->
Zindagi Mai 1 Larki itni Pyari Lagi

Us K Hath Ki Daal B Hamen Nihari Lagi

Jane Kia Jado Tha Uski Personality Mai K

Married Hone K Bawajud Hamen Kunwari Lagi ;->
Ek Dost Mazaq Me Apnay Shaikh Dost K Paon Dbanay Lga.


Paon Dba Kr Bo|La,

Meri Ujrat..?

Shaikh: Tum Ne Paon Dbaye,
Or Mainay Ujrat Dbai..>
Ustad:
Qayamat K Din Zamin Phat Jaye Gi

Asman Tukre Tukre Hojaye Ga Gharz
Hr Cheez Fana Hojaye Gi...

Shagird (Pathan):To Kya Us Din School Ki Chutti Hogi.? ;->
Why Can A Man Not Be

Handsome And intelligent

At The Same Time? ....


Because He Would Be A



Woman Then ... ;->
if Any Fat Girl Cross U...

But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle. . .


Th¡S Situation iz Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN"
Marriage is When

A Man And Woman

Becomes One ...

The Troubles Starts

When They Try To
Decide Which One ... ;->
Alwayz Remember ...

When SHE Cancels A
Date, it is Because
" SHE HAS TO "

But

When HE Cancels A Date ,
it is Because ,
" HE HAS TWO "
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"Duzzzzz"






Shukar Hy Bach Gaye
Khudkash Sms Tha ... ;->
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Ri ...

Xtremely Sorrry ... ;->
Mr. inside Went 2 C
Mr. Outside. inside
Standing Outside Called
Outside Outside But
Outside Standing inside
Called inside inside
When inside Came inside
Outside Went Outside 2 C
inside Then Outside Called
inside Outside But inside From
inside Called Outside inside ...
Now Where is Ur Brain
inside Or Outside ... ??? ;->
Beauty
is
The
Power ...
By Which
A Woman
Charms
A Lover
And
Terrifies
A Husband ...